Carey Mahoney Quotes in Police Academy (1984)

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Carey Mahoney Quotes:

  • Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Mahoney! Remember, that nobody screws with me.

    Carey Mahoney: Well, maybe you'll meet the right girl and all that will change.

  • Moses Hightower: I was a florist.

    Carey Mahoney: A florist?

    Moses Hightower: Yeah, you know, flowers and shit.

  • Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: [having had his head recently removed from a horse's behind] You told, no one?

    Carey Mahoney: Not a soul.

    [Harris passes in front of the line of cadets, and is annoyed to see that they are all straining not to laugh at him. He becomes even more annoyed when he notices that Sgt. Callahan is also on the verge of bursting out laughing. When he passes near Jones, Jones makes sound of horse neigh, as if to make it clear that everyone heard about the embarrassing incident]

  • Carey Mahoney: [Hightower smashes into the bumper of another car] You didn't hit the brakes.

    Moses Hightower: You didn't tell me to.

  • Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: You make me sick.

    Carey Mahoney: Thank you, sir. I make everybody sick.

  • Carey Mahoney: Sir. Look, sir, new pants.

    Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: [notices that Mahoney is holding the megaphone] What are you doing with that? Give me that.

    [Harris grabs his megaphone from Mahoney and uses it, without noticing that Mahoney applied brown shoe polish on it]

    Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: All right, you scumballs. You have a 30 minutes to hit the showers and get to class. Let's go! Move it! Move it! Move it! Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up, assholes!

    [Harris then turns to Cmdt. Lassard, with shoe polish from his megaphone all around his lips, looking like a goatee]

    Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: So far, nobody's quit, but they will.

    [Cmdt. Lassard laughs at Harris. Harris, thinking that perhaps he said something funny, joins his laughter]

  • [Mahoney and Thompson, both in full dress uniform, are kissing passionately before the graduation ceremony]

    Cmndt. Eric Lassard: You men stop that!

    [Thompson turns around, removes her cap and smiles, showing her face and long hair to Lassard]

    Cmndt. Eric Lassard: Oh... OHHH! Well. That's more like it, Mahoney. Good man. Keep up the good work!

    Carey Mahoney: Yes, sir!

  • Carey Mahoney: Thompson, why you do want to be a cop?

    Cadet Karen Thompson: I like to dress as a man.

    Carey Mahoney: Me too.

  • Carey Mahoney: Sleeping is for fags.

  • Carey Mahoney: Good speech.

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