Captain Smek Quotes in Home (2015)

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Stand back, or I deactivate this... gravity thingy.

Captain Smek: She's bluffing. She cannot reach the...

[Tip stands on tip toe and is able to reach the gravitational device]

Captain Smek: Oh! Curse you and your tippitoe tallness!

Captain Smek: You has made your mistake.

Oh: But I...

[Captain Smek interrupts]

Captain Smek: And many mistakes before that.

Oh: Wait I have not...

[Captain Smek interrupts]

Captain Smek: Many many many many...

Oh: Actually I have...

[Captain Smek interrupts]

Captain Smek: Maaany mistakes before that. So, I still has to erase you.

Oh: Why?

Captain Smek: You can not guarantee you would not make a mistake again.

Oh: But I would not.

Captain Smek: But you might.

Oh: But I would not.

Captain Smek: But you might.

Oh: But I would not.

Captain Smek: Oh, we can go round and round. Let's do it again.

Oh: But I would not.

Captain Smek: But you might.

Oh: But I would not.

Captain Smek: I love this.

[Oh holds both hands on his mouth, trying not to speak out, but fails]

Oh: But I would not.

Captain Smek: Aah.

Captain Smek: Give your captain some sugar!