Captain Miles Quotes in Brüno (2009)
Captain Miles Quotes:
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National Guard Officer: By the way, where's your uniform? Go get your uniform on. Do it!
Brüno: [Brüno returns with a scarf on]
National Guard Officer: Oh my god. What's up with the scarf?
Brüno: That is like... it's my own...
National Guard Officer: [Interrupts] Let me introduce you to somebody. Captain Miles!
Captain Miles: [Walks towards Brüno] Candidate, what are you doing? Stand into position of attention, candidate!
National Guard Officer: Do it!
Captain Miles: Head and eyes straight forwards, candidate!
National Guard Officer: Do it!
Captain Miles: Head and eyes straight forward!
National Guard Officer: Do it!
Captain Miles: Stand still, candidate!
National Guard Officer: Do it!
Captain Miles: That is not part of the uniform, candidate. You need to take that off.
Brüno: This outfit is to matchy-matchy as it is. And so I was just trying to break it up with some simple horizontal lines.
Captain Miles: Do you have an attitude, candidate?
Brüno: No but, sir...!
National Guard Officer: I think we do...
Brüno: Sir, she's got an attitude!
National Guard Officer: Not sir, officer candidate!
Captain Miles: What?
National Guard Officer: Did you just call me a she? Get down!
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