Captain Lippencott Quotes in Dumb and Dumber To (2014)
Captain Lippencott Quotes:
Captain Lippencott: Where is the invention? WHERE IS THE GODDAMN BILLION DOLLAR INVENTION!
Captain Lippencott: Why are you standing in the toilet?
Harry Dunne: So you wouldn't see my feet.
Captain Lippencott: Why not just stand on the rim?
Harry Dunne: There's ball hairs all over that thing. I'm not stupid.
Captain Lippencott: I thought those Canadian accents were a little shakey.
Gus: Yeah? YOU try it.
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