Captain Jack Sparrow Quotes in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)
Captain Jack Sparrow Quotes:
Henry: [from trailer] I saw her ankles.
Captain Jack Sparrow: You would've seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut.
Carina Smyth: I'm not looking for trouble!
Captain Jack Sparrow: What a horrible way to live.
[Henry meets Jack for the first time]
Henry: Do you even have a ship, a crew... pants?
Captain Jack Sparrow: A great pirate does not bother with such intricacies.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Who are you?
Henry: My name is Henry Turner. Son of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Ewww. You're the evil spawn of them two.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Does mummy ever ask about me?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Oh go on. She call my name in her sleep?
Henry: She never spoke of you.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Are you sure we're talking about the same people? He's a cursed eunuch. She's golden-haired, stubborn, pouty lips, neck like a giraffe, and two of those wonderful...
Henry: Yes! Yes, it's her.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Pirate's life.
[raises glass of rum]
Captain Jack Sparrow: I once knew a Spaniard named, something in Spanish...
Carina Smyth: My calculations are precise and true. I'm not just an astronomer. I'm also a horologist.
Captain Jack Sparrow: No shame in that, dear. We all have to make a living.
Carina Smyth: No, I'm a horologist.
Scrum: So was my mum. Although she didn't crow about it quite as loud as you.
[Jack is to be executed]
Captain Jack Sparrow: Guillotine? Sounds French. I love the French!
[sees what the guillotine actually is]
Captain Jack Sparrow: Here's an idea, how about a good old-fashioned stoning? I'd kill to be stoned right now!
[gets put in the guillotine]
Captain Jack Sparrow: This basket is full of heads!
Captain Jack Sparrow: Aah! Monkey!
Henry: [whispers into a jail cell] I need to speak with you.
Captain Jack Sparrow: [attacks Henry from behind, holding him against the cell door] Hand me your sword.
Henry: I don't have a sword.
Captain Jack Sparrow: What kind of soldier has no weapon?
Henry: I'm currently wanted for treason.
Captain Jack Sparrow: So not the very good kind then?
Henry: I'm looking for a pirate, Captain Jack Sparrow?
Captain Jack Sparrow: [let's go of Henry] Well today's your lucky day. Because I just happen to be Captain Jack Sparrow.
Henry: [in disbelief] No, it can't be. I've spent years searching for... this. The great Jack Sparrow is not some drunk in a cell. Do you even have a ship, a crew... pants?
Captain Jack Sparrow: A great pirate does not require such intricacies.
Henry: Do you know how long I've been waiting for this moment? The risks I've taken to be here? Are you sure you're *the* Jack Sparrow?
Captain Jack Sparrow: The real question is, who are you?
Gibbs: Face it Jack, bad luck dogs you day and night.
Captain Jack Sparrow: That is a blatant fabrication!
[Bird poop lands on Jack's shoulder]
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