Captain Harris Quotes in Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987)

Captain Harris: Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!

Captain Harris: [finding Zed and Laura by the pool] This is not a spawning pool!

Captain Harris: What are you looking at, you... peckerhead!

Captain Harris: Proctor! You have been singing Christmas songs for the entire five hours of this stakeout. And Christmas is a good four months away. If you sing so much as one more note... I will shoot you.

Mayor: Hello, guys and gals! Oh, boy. I wish I had a picture of your stupid faces!

Captain Harris: Mr. Mayor!

Mayor: Hello, Harris, you stupid twit!

[Harris has just been hurt in a multi-car pile-up]

Lt. Proctor: Sir...

Captain Harris: Don't say it, Proctor!

Lt. Proctor: But sir...

Captain Harris: Don't say it!

[Harris walks away]

Lt. Proctor: Told him so.

Captain Harris: [From a distance away] I heard that!

Captain Harris: You're such an ugly man.