Captain Excellent Quotes in Paper Man (2009)

Richard Dunn: It's time for you to go.

Captain Excellent: No.

Richard Dunn: You know what I'm saying, Captain. I mean go and never come back.

Captain Excellent: I'm not ready.

Richard Dunn: It doesn't matter! You can't help me anymore. The doctor's right.

Captain Excellent: But... Then you'll be all alone.

Richard Dunn: Yes. The last of my kind.

[There is a silence between them]

Richard Dunn: Okay. Do the voice... one last time. Please...

Captain Excellent: [intense] When the world is imperiled... When evil surrounds you... When danger is lurking... Who do you call?

Richard Dunn: [whispering] Captain Excellent...

Richard Dunn: So... This is what the end of something looks like.

Captain Excellent: The world went on, Richard.

Richard Dunn: But never the same. Who knows how she might have changed the world, just by her being here? The ripple effect.

Captain Excellent: What? If she hadn't died out, you'd be normal? Well-adjusted?

Richard Dunn: Maybe.

Captain Excellent: Doubt it.

Captain Excellent: How long have you been with her?

Christopher: Since she was eight. You?

Captain Excellent: Oh, Christ... It's gotta be over forty years. Second grade.

Christopher: Isn't he a little old for you?

Captain Excellent: [Mocking] Saints alive, Richard! These competing patterns! What fool would combine these fabrics?

Captain Excellent: What do you want me to say?

Richard Dunn: I don't know...

Captain Excellent: No, literally... Tell me what you want me to say! Because, frankly, at this point I got nothing.