Captain Brad Quotes in Recess: School's Out (2001)
Captain Brad Quotes:
[after Vince, Ashley, Gretchen, Mikey and the gang are about to leave for the school bus]
Gus: Well, Teej? There's my transport.
Gus: Hey, why don't you come with? Military camp's gonna be a blast!
Captain Brad: Griswald, you maggot! Get your fanny over here, NOW!
TJ: Eh. Thanks, Gus. But, I think I'll stick it out at home this summer.
Gus: Okay. But, you don't know what you're missing.
[He runs to him]
Gus: Hi, Captain Brad.
Captain Brad: I don't like you, Griswald! I am not your friend! Do I make myself clear?
Gus: Yes, sir! Not looking for friendship, sir!
TJ: Good luck, Gus. You're gonna need it.
[Gus gets on the bus, waving goodbye to him and Captain Brad nabs him]
TJ: Man, this summer's gonna whomp.-- Captain Brad
Captain Brad: You are a pathetic excuse for a soldier, Griswald! You will never be a leader! Now, stand at attention until I return and do not move a muscle! Do you hear me? NOT A MUSCLE!
[He walks away from Gus]-- Captain Brad
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