Captain Brad Quotes in Recess: School's Out (2001)

[after Vince, Ashley, Gretchen, Mikey and the gang are about to leave for the school bus]

Gus: Well, Teej? There's my transport.

[to TJ]

Gus: Hey, why don't you come with? Military camp's gonna be a blast!

Captain Brad: Griswald, you maggot! Get your fanny over here, NOW!

TJ: Eh. Thanks, Gus. But, I think I'll stick it out at home this summer.

Gus: Okay. But, you don't know what you're missing.

[He runs to him]

Gus: Hi, Captain Brad.

Captain Brad: I don't like you, Griswald! I am not your friend! Do I make myself clear?

Gus: Yes, sir! Not looking for friendship, sir!

TJ: Good luck, Gus. You're gonna need it.

[Gus gets on the bus, waving goodbye to him and Captain Brad nabs him]

TJ: Man, this summer's gonna whomp.

Captain Brad: You are a pathetic excuse for a soldier, Griswald! You will never be a leader! Now, stand at attention until I return and do not move a muscle! Do you hear me? NOT A MUSCLE!

[He walks away from Gus]