Captain Amelia Quotes in Treasure Planet (2002)

Captain Amelia: [to a protesting Doppler] Let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible. I... don't much care for this crew you hired. They're...

[to Arrow]

Captain Amelia: how did I describe them, Arrow? I said something rather good this morning before coffee.

Mr. Arrow: 'A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots,' ma'am.

Captain Amelia: [to Doppler] There you go, poetry.

Captain Amelia: I'm Captain Amelia. Late of a few run-ins with the Procyon Armada, nasty business, but I won't bore you with my scars; You've met my first officer, Mr. Arrow? Sterling, tough, dependable, honest, brave and true.

Mr. Arrow: Please, Captain...

Captain Amelia: Oh, shut up, Arrow. You know I don't mean a word of it.

Captain Amelia: Doctor, you have... wonderful eyes.

Doctor Doppler: She's lost her mind!

[in Amelia's stateroom]

Doctor Doppler: [furiously] Now, see here...

Captain Amelia: Doctor, I'd love to chat. Tea, cake, the whole shebang, but I have a ship to launch and

[sceptically looks at Doppler's ridiculous space suit]

Captain Amelia: you've got your outfit to buff up.

Captain Amelia: [sternly] Mr. Arrow, I've checked this miserable ship from stem to stern and as usual it's-

[smiles]

Captain Amelia: -spot on. Can you get nothing wrong?

Mr. Arrow: You flatter me, Captain.

John Silver: [to Captain Amelia] Ahh, t'is a grand day for sailin', Cap'n! And lookit yeh! You're as trim an' as bonnie as a sloop with new sails and a fresh coat o' paint!

[takes off his hat and bows to her]

Captain Amelia: You can keep that kind of flim-flammery for your spaceport floozies, Silver!

Morph: [changes into a miniature Amelia and mimics her] Spaceport floozies, spaceport floozies-

[Silver scoops him into his hat and puts it on]

John Silver: Yeh cut me to the quick, Cap'n! I speaks nothin' but me heart, at all times...

[Silver's hat suddenly rises off his head and Morph squeaks from under it]

Morph: Nothin' but me heart...

John Silver: [nervously] A-hem!

Captain Amelia: Doctor. To muse and blabber about a treasure map in front of this particular crew, demonstrates a level of ineptitude that borders on the imbecilic! And I mean that in a very caring way.

Captain Amelia: And doctor, again with the greatest possible respect, zip your howling screamer.

Doctor Doppler: Captain, that was, that was the most...

Captain Amelia: Oh, tish-tosh. Actually, doctor, your astronomical advice was most helpful.

Doctor Doppler: Well, thank you. Thank you very much. Well, I have a lot to offer anatomically... amamomically... astronomically.

[Doppler shoots through the cable of a large air canister, it crashes down on the walkway below, sending the pirates falling into space]

Captain Amelia: Did you actually aim for that?

Doctor Doppler: You know, actually I *did*?

Captain Amelia: [Trying to navigate out of the black hole] Blast these waves! They're so deucedly erratic!

Doctor Doppler: No, captain! They're not erratic at all! There's another one in exactly 47.2 seconds, followed by the biggest magilla of them all!

Captain Amelia: Of course! Brilliant, doctor! We'll ride that last magilla out of here!

Captain Amelia: Ah, Doctor Doppler, I presume?

Doctor Doppler: Uh, Yes...

Captain Amelia: [Knocking on helmet] Hello! Can you hear me?

Doctor Doppler: Yes I can! Stop that banging!

Captain Amelia: You know, doctor, this works so much better when this...

[Turns device in front of spacesuit]

Captain Amelia: ... is right side up, and...

[Pulls out a power cord and plugs it into the back of the suit]

Captain Amelia: ... plugged in. Lovely, there you go.

Doctor Doppler: If you don't mind, I can manage my own plugging, thank you!