Capt. Victor Kirk Quotes in House of the Dead (2003)

Greg: [pointing on a zombie in the water] Shoot it!

Capt. Victor Kirk: What do you think I am trying to do, you fucking moron?

Simon: What're we going to do? We don't have weapons or food. We don't have shit!

Capt. Victor Kirk: Actually, we do.

Capt. Victor Kirk: Where ya headin', girls? Huh?

Simon: It's, uh, somewhere in the San Juans. You must know where that is, right Skipper?

Salish: [looks at map] You crazy?

[to Kirk]

Salish: They crazy!

Capt. Victor Kirk: No, I don't think so.

Simon: Excuse me?

Capt. Victor Kirk: I said forget it.

Salish: Yeah, forget it! Forget it! That means stop talkin' and start walkin'!

Simon: Why?

Salish: Why? Why? Why? They always ask why!

Capt. Victor Kirk: You know what they call this island? 'Isla del Muerte'

Salish: Muerte. That's Spanish for 'death.' In case you don't speak Mexican.

Simon: Listen, pal. I got an island to catch and if this is a lame attempt to hit me up for more cash...

Capt. Victor Kirk: No, it ain't!

Salish: There ain't enough cash in the world to make us go back there. Nah, keep the cash! Keep the cash!

Jordan Casper: [after the crate is open] What else you got in there besides smokes, Victor? Anything useful?

Capt. Victor Kirk: Well, let me introduce you to my little friend.

[Moves cigars out of the way to reveal an arsenal of weapons]

Salish: Cap'n! Cap'n! I'm not goin'. I'm not goin'! There's evil spirits on that island!

Capt. Victor Kirk: You just get the deck lines and let me worry about the evil spirits. Okay, Salish?

Capt. Victor Kirk: Lady needs to dine on a humble pie every once in a while.

Rudy: [Kirk has just opened up a crate seemingly containing only cigars] You gotta be kidding me.

Alicia: This is why you had Casper on your ass? You're smuggling Cuban cigars?

Capt. Victor Kirk: Among other things...

Jordan Casper: [Casper enters] Still hard-at-work smuggling I see, Victor.

Capt. Victor Kirk: Don't you just wish you could prove that, Jordan?

Jordan Casper: What are these, then?

Capt. Victor Kirk: [Lying] Well, funny thing is we just found them laying on the beach. Crazy, huh?

Capt. Victor Kirk: [before blowing up the zombies] See you in hell, boys.