Capt. Proctor Quotes in Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986)

Capt. Proctor: Mahoney must think he's as dumb as we are.

[Capt. Proctor accompanies Cmndt. Mauser as he observes new cadets in a line-up]

Cmndt. Mauser: ...good tall, good strong. And who might you be?

Cadet Nogata: Atochigowa Noagata, of Tochigowa, Nogatas. And is this your lovely wife?

Cmndt. Mauser: Proctor.

Capt. Proctor: Yes sir.

Cmndt. Mauser: What's the story here with Fun Manchu?

Capt. Proctor: Fu Manchu? I don't have a Fu Manchu.

Cmndt. Mauser: I'm talking about the stir-fried shrimp from outta' town.

Capt. Proctor: Oh, he's part of an international exchange programme - here to study our methods.

Cmndt. Mauser: I'm not teaching our cadets how to use a wok.

Capt. Proctor: Nyuuuugh.

Cmndt. Mauser: Ship him off to Lassard's academy, he'll fit in perfectly over there. They could use a good sushi chef. No offense, huh?

Cadet Nogata: Arigatoo, thank you.

Cmndt. Mauser: Kiss my what?