Capt. Doreen Lewis Quotes in Private Benjamin (1980)
Capt. Doreen Lewis Quotes:
-
Capt. Doreen Lewis: Benjamin, you are not FIT to wear that uniform.
Judy Benjamin: No shit!
-
Judy Benjamin: I think they sent me to the wrong place.
Capt. Doreen Lewis: Uh-huh.
Judy Benjamin: See, I did join the army, but I joined a *different* army. I joined the one with the condos and the private rooms.
-
Judy Benjamin: To be truthful with you, I can't sleep in a room with 20 strangers.
Capt. Doreen Lewis: Oh dear.
Judy Benjamin: And I mean look at this place. The army couldn't afford drapes? I'll be up at the crack of dawn here!
-
Judy Benjamin: Have you seen the bathroom?
Capt. Doreen Lewis: Do you think that the latrine... do you think that it's unsanitary?
Judy Benjamin: It's disgusting! There are *urinals* in there!
-
Capt. Doreen Lewis: If Patton were alive, he would slap your face!
Browse more character quotes from Private Benjamin (1980)