Capt. Doreen Lewis Quotes in Private Benjamin (1980)

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Capt. Doreen Lewis Quotes:

  • Capt. Doreen Lewis: Benjamin, you are not FIT to wear that uniform.

    Judy Benjamin: No shit!

  • Judy Benjamin: I think they sent me to the wrong place.

    Capt. Doreen Lewis: Uh-huh.

    Judy Benjamin: See, I did join the army, but I joined a *different* army. I joined the one with the condos and the private rooms.

  • Judy Benjamin: To be truthful with you, I can't sleep in a room with 20 strangers.

    Capt. Doreen Lewis: Oh dear.

    Judy Benjamin: And I mean look at this place. The army couldn't afford drapes? I'll be up at the crack of dawn here!

  • Judy Benjamin: Have you seen the bathroom?

    Capt. Doreen Lewis: Do you think that the latrine... do you think that it's unsanitary?

    Judy Benjamin: It's disgusting! There are *urinals* in there!

  • Capt. Doreen Lewis: If Patton were alive, he would slap your face!

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