Capt. Desmond Fancey Quotes in Carry on Dick (1974)

Reverend Flasher: Ah, I see. Well, I'd like to use my organ again.

Capt. Desmond Fancey: I beg your pardon?

Reverend Flasher: The bellows are leaking and they do cost so much to repair them.

[Madame Desiree passes him on the stairs carrying a sword]

Capt. Desmond Fancey: I wouldn't fancy a poke with that.

Madame Desiree: What did you say?

Capt. Desmond Fancey: Your blade, ma'am.

Madame Desiree: I shouldn't worry

[pointing the blade at his crotch]

Madame Desiree: You don't look as if you've got much to lose.

Capt. Desmond Fancey: [On arrival at the 10 o'clock rendezvous, as directed by Harriet:] "That's not a Blasted Oak: it's a Bloody Yew"