Caprice Winters Quotes in G.B.F. (2013)

McKenzie Pryce: Caprice, mission accomplished?

Caprice Winters: Uh, not yet.

[to the other protestors]

Caprice Winters: Ok, y'all made your point. I made mine. Now we all have a choice. You can stay out here, bored out of your minds and freezing your asses off with this crazy bitch, or you can come inside and dance your asses off with this crazy bitch. I mean, do you really want to go to Heaven if it's filled with nothing but psychos like her?

[all the other protestors apart from McKenzie and Hamilton go into the prom]

Caprice Winters: That's what I thought. Le'go.

McKenzie Pryce: [calling after everyone] Suit yourselves! Run towards damnation! I'll see you all in Hell! I mean, I won't see you 'cause I won't be there, but there's probably, like, a window or something where people in Heaven can look down to people in Hell! And I'll see you through that Hell... window... thing!

Hamilton: That sucks, man. How about an H.J.?

Caprice Winters: Look, we all know you're gayer than a very special episode of Glee.

Caprice Winters: This hack-tivist doesn't give a flying fairy about gay rights. She just did it to gain the advantage with you.

Fawcett Brooks: Oh, you mean like what you did with that male-bate, Christian?

Caprice Winters: Whatever! At least I tried to bride him with sex. I treated him like an actual human being and not some asexual, neutered little purse puppy.

Fawcett Brooks: Come on, Tan. I've have enough bad dinner theater dramatics for one day. We've got a revolution to plan.

Caprice Winters: Do not come for my craft, bitch!

Fawcett Brooks: Do not come for my BITCH, bitch!

Caprice Winters: Well, that's just sweeter than a pug in a sundress.

Tanner Daniels: I'm not much for the whole singing or dancing or being onstage thing.

Caprice Winters: You sure you're a 'mo?

Caprice Winters: Christian's willing to forget about your projectile vomit and general schwastedness this weekend. He's still willing to go to the prom with you.

Tanner Daniels: Really? Still?

Caprice Winters: Believe it, bitch. Apparently, you being the only decent-looking, age-appropriate gay guy in a twenty-mile radius has given him a convenient case of boner-induced amnesia.

Fawcett Brooks: Hey, Shley, you know Caprice calls you a ginger-snatch behind your back, right?

'Shley Osgoode: She does?

Caprice Winters: Well, Fawcett said your religion is just Scientology without birth control or famous people.