Cappy Quotes in Robots (2005)

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Cappy Quotes:

  • Piper: Did I miss the butt wuppin'?

    PiperCrankFenderRodney CopperbottomLugCappy: [surrounded by menacing machines, everyone freeze, staring and then move again] No.

    Crank: Actually, you're a little early.

  • Cappy: [as they are being swept along by the tsunami of dominoes] What do we do?

    Rodney Copperbottom: I don't know! This is a first for me!

  • Cappy: Are you all right, sir?

    Bigweld: Considering I'm an old fat guy who just fell onto the floor, I'm *fantastic*!

  • Ratchet: Now, Cappy, I want your department to push our new slogan. In fact, I'm moving you into the office right next to mine. We'll be working very, very closely together on this one. Won't that be fun?

    Cappy: [Wryly] Oodles.

  • Bigweld: You know, your boyfriend here is quite the genius.

    Cappy: Oh, he's not my... he is?

  • [in the White House]

    Cappy: Bullwinkle, allow me to be frank.

    Bullwinkle: Okay, Frank. Allow me to be Bullwinkle.

    Cappy: [putting out hand] I'm Cappy Von Trapment, FBI.

    Bullwinkle: I thought you said your name was Frank.

    Cappy: SHUT UP, BULLWINKLE.

    Bullwinkle: Okay, Frank.

  • S.Z. Matts: How come you're in that cage protected, and I'm out here getting bumbed off?

    Cappy: Sanctuary.

    Julie: Sanctuary?

    Cappy: Yeah, sanctuary from them. These beach kids. I had to build this thing to protect myself. I used to have a beautiful Cappy's place even more beautiful than this. And just last year, these beach kids completely demolished it and pretty near demolished me with it during a rumble all because of a stranger like you. Hey, you're not another one of those anthropologist explorers or something? A sex maniac maybe?

    S.Z. Matts: I don't have any hobbies.

  • [watches the climatic rumble betweent the beach bums and muscle maniacs]

    Cappy: Oh no! They're not gonna wreck my place again?

    [a beach bum is flung over a table, breaking it]

    Cappy: [depressed tone] Oh, yes they are.

  • Cappy: Not you again.

    Eric Von Zipper: Yep, it's me.

    Cappy: I though maybe you'd skip us this year.

    Eric Von Zipper: I like you. And when Eric Von Zipper likes someone, they stay liked.

  • [at the arrival of Eric Von Zipper and his Rat Pack]

    Cappy: Just what we need, the black plague!

  • Cappy: Just one thing, Professor, will you level with me? What's with the feather duster? The beard? You think it moves the chicks?

    Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: No, it usually works the other way.

    Cappy: I don't dig. You don't want to level with me?

    Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: All right, I'll level with you. When I first started out at Harvard, I was the youngest professor at the university. I was so young that it was sickening. No one took me seriously. Every time when I opened my mouth to speak, my students laughed, the other professors laughed, even the janitors laughted. Well, I knew it couldn't go on for long before I would be fired by the dean who did not want a professor that his students didn't take seriously. So one day at lunch, I sat down in the student cafeteria and presented my problem to this old professor friend of mine. And without even glancing up from his soup, he said to me: "buy yourself a pair of glasses and grow a beard." So you see, all of this is just 18 years of professor windowdressing.

    Cappy: Amazing how our lives parallel. You have that, and I have this.

    [points to the goatee on his chin]

    Cappy: You know why I grew this? I got a dimple in my chin and I didn't want anyone mistaking me for Kirk Douglas.

    Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: But you don't look anything like Kirk Douglas.

    Cappy: See? It works.

  • Cappy: Can I ask you something, Professor? Are you studying these kids sex lives, or you getting involved in it?

  • Cappy: Well, you came to the right cat. If anything you want to know about these kids I can tell you the whole thing in two words - they're nuts.

  • Cappy: [about Frankie] Boy, that kid's really got a chip on his shoulder. I think it's his head.

  • Cappy: Here I am, loaded for a bear, but all I get is a polecat.

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