Cap Quotes in Drive Angry (2011)
Cap Quotes:
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Cap: No goddamn way. No ever loving way in God's good heaven are you an FBI agent.
The Accountant: I need you boys to stand down. Captain, you know what this badge means, right? Federal Bureau of get-the-fuck-out-of-my-way.
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Cap: Hey Dave. Freddy. You two lose young Jonny already?
Freddy: [points to the snack bar] Where there's food, there's Jon.
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Cap: Good pitchers don't turn up every four years like Presidents.
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Reporter: Well, Cap, what's your idea about the club this season?
Cap: You couldn't send my ideas about this club through the mail.
Reporter: [laughs] So, you don't think they look so promising. eh?
Cap: [Sarcastically] Sure, they look promising. Promising to finish eighth!
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Frank X. Farrell: [Sticking his head in the bathroom] Is this the men's washroom?
Cap: You'd be in a fine spot if it wasn't, wouldn't yuh?
Frank X. Farrell: [laughs] That's why I looked first. I wanted to be sure.
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Cap: Alright, alright, you fellas, now go on, get back to work. I'll take care of this cuckoo!
[to Farrell, who has driven his car out on the ball field]
Cap: Now, get this thing out of here!
Frank X. Farrell: Hey, wait a minute mister. I guess you don't realize who I am?
Cap: Sure I do. You're Dizzy Dean but you've had your face lifted to fool the batters.
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