Cap Quotes in Drive Angry (2011)

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Cap Quotes:

  • Cap: No goddamn way. No ever loving way in God's good heaven are you an FBI agent.

    The Accountant: I need you boys to stand down. Captain, you know what this badge means, right? Federal Bureau of get-the-fuck-out-of-my-way.

  • Cap: Hey Dave. Freddy. You two lose young Jonny already?

    Freddy: [points to the snack bar] Where there's food, there's Jon.

  • Cap: Good pitchers don't turn up every four years like Presidents.

  • Reporter: Well, Cap, what's your idea about the club this season?

    Cap: You couldn't send my ideas about this club through the mail.

    Reporter: [laughs] So, you don't think they look so promising. eh?

    Cap: [Sarcastically] Sure, they look promising. Promising to finish eighth!

  • Frank X. Farrell: [Sticking his head in the bathroom] Is this the men's washroom?

    Cap: You'd be in a fine spot if it wasn't, wouldn't yuh?

    Frank X. Farrell: [laughs] That's why I looked first. I wanted to be sure.

  • Cap: Alright, alright, you fellas, now go on, get back to work. I'll take care of this cuckoo!

    [to Farrell, who has driven his car out on the ball field]

    Cap: Now, get this thing out of here!

    Frank X. Farrell: Hey, wait a minute mister. I guess you don't realize who I am?

    Cap: Sure I do. You're Dizzy Dean but you've had your face lifted to fool the batters.

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