Candy Christian Quotes in Candy (1968)

Grindl: [Candy lies before Grindl] There is a place where the immutable self resides. We must search. Now, could it be here?

[places hands on Candy's head]

Grindl: No, I do not think so. Perhaps it is here.

[squeezes Candy's right breast]

Candy Christian: [surprised] m-m-m-m-m-mmm.

Grindl: No, wrong again

[squeezes Candy's left breast]

Candy Christian: Mmmm-m-ah.

Grindl: No. Or here.

[grabs Candy's crotch]

Candy Christian: [sharp intake of breath] No. I think, I mean it seems to me couldn't be there

Grindl: I think it is. So soon, we found it so soon! It must be a sign!

T.M. Christian: I know what the kids call me behind my back.

Candy Christian: The kids don't call you anything behind your back, daddy.

T.M. Christian: That's exactly what I mean. All the other teachers in this school have nicknames. I'm just plain old Mr. Christian.

Candy Christian: War certainly seems to be hell.

Candy Christian: This hospital is filled with very sick people!

Dr. Arnold Dunlap: I majored in abnormal psychology and I know orgies when I see them. I also know depravity and indecency and, I might ad, in flagrante delicto!

Candy Christian: I don't know what that means.

Dr. Arnold Dunlap: It means that you are to leave this place immediately.

Candy Christian: But I don't know anything about acting.

Jonathan J. John: Neither does the Grand Canyon, but that doesn't keep anyone from looking at it.

Grindl: Do not put your material shoes under holy water!

Candy Christian: What shall I do with them?

Grindl: Throw them into the material world!

Candy Christian: Gosh!

Grindl: Gosh isn't the half of it.

Grindl: They say in my country that the centipede has a thousand legs but he cannot tapdance.

Candy Christian: I don't quite see the connection.

Grindl: Well, it loses a little something in translation.

Dr. A.B. Krankheit: [standing directly behind Candy while holding her hips] Now bend forward slowly.

Candy Christian: [while bending] Ah-Oooooooooo.

Dr. A.B. Krankheit: I'll tell you when to say Oooo.

MacPhisto: I... am MacPhisto.

Candy Christian: Hello, I am Candy, Candy Christian.

MacPhisto: Candy... beautiful name, it has the spirit and the sound of the Old Testament.