Candidate Wells Quotes in Postal (2007)
Candidate Wells Quotes:
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Candidate Wells: All 3000 people who died in the World Trade Center attack were not heroes. They were bankers! People who would like nothing stand in the way of making a quick buck. Why are they heroes? Because they died? What about the 17 million Africans and Arabs who have died in civil wars since 9/11? Is a life only of value if the media are interested in reporting it?
[Spotting Habib]
Candidate Wells: And you, good sir. How many of your people have died in the Iraq war?
Habib: Please, sir. I just want some peace. So leave!
Candidate Wells: Now that's a citizen I like! A perfect candidate for a Fuck You!
Habib: [Offended] Fuck me? FUCK YOU!
Candidate Wells: Thank you!
Habib: YOU'RE WELCOME!
[Storms off in the store]
Candidate Wells: Now that's the spirit I like and THAT'S the way of the Fuck You Party!
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Candidate Wells: And NASA, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, does not exist. All the space missions we were told about since we were little kids in school: Creations of Hollywood! We never landed on the moon. There is no John Glenn.
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Candidate Wells: [in front of Habib's Lucky Ganesh] George W. Bush is a sham. He's an actor. That's not even his real name!
Mohammed: [confronting Habib inside Habib's Lucky Ganesh] He knows too much!
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Characters on Postal (2007)
- Uncle Dave
- Uwe Boll
- Old Lady in Audience
- Officer Greg
- Officier John
- Blither
- Recorder
- Osama bin Laden
- Official Licenced Krotchy Doll
- Mohammed
- Mob Member
- Vince Desiderio
- Verne Troyer
- Super-Impose
- Mob Leader
- Nassira
- Habib
- Asif
- Nabi
- Official Licensed Krotchy Doll
- Morning show host Bob
- Harry the Wheelchair Guy
- Panhandler
- Bitch
- Ass-Kissing Employee
- George W. Bush
- Taliban
- Retarded Taliban
- D.O.O.M. member
- Osama Bin Ladin
- Other Talibans
- Reporter Gayle
- Security Guard #1
- Election Poster
- Sign on door to Taliban hide-out
- Speaker
- Mitzi