Canadian Guy Quotes in In Bruges (2008)

Policeman: [to Ray, who is trying to escape from Bruges on the train] Are you Irish?

Ray: Yea.

Policeman: What is your name?

Ray: Er-Derek Fer... ler.

Policeman: You eet the Canadian.

Ray: What?

Policeman: You eet the Canadian.

Ray: I eat the Canadian? I don't know what you're talking about.

[the policeman motions down the compartment toward more policemen and the two Canadian tourists whom Ray beat up earlier]

Canadian Guy: That's the motherfucker!

Policeman: Come along. We are taking you back to Bruges.

Ray: Brilliant.

Canadian Guy: I don't care if this is the smoking section, she directed right into my face! I don't wanna die just because of your fucking arrogance!

Ray: [thinking the tourist is American] Uh huh, is that what the Vietnamese used to say?

Canadian Guy: Fucking unbelievable.

Ray: What's fucking unbelievable?

Canadian Guy: Are you talking to me?

Ray: [to himself] He pauses, even though he should just hit the cunt, and he repeats

[to the Canadian]

Ray: Yes, I am talking to you. What's fucking unbelievable?

Canadian Guy: Well, I'll tell you what's fucking unbelievable, shall I? Blowing cigarette smoke straight into myself and my girlfriend's face. That's fucking unbelievable.

Ray: This is the smoking section.

Canadian Guy: I don't care if it's the smoking section!