Camp Attendant Quotes in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

[Arriving at Camp Sunshine]

Clouseau: I am here on official business and I am looking for someone in the recreation area.

Camp Attendant: Not unless you take off your clothes...

Clouseau: You, sir, are under arrest.

Camp Attendant: Arrest? What for?

Clouseau: For making lewd and suggestive remarks to an official of the French government.

Camp Attendant: Lewd and suggestive remarks?

Clouseau: Also for indecent exposure... doesn't anyone wear any clothes around here?

Camp Attendant: No.

Clouseau: What!

Camp Attendant: This is a nudist colony.