Camero Quotes in Bitch Slap (2009)

Camero: I'm gonna booty-bang bitch slap your fucking ass until you're just this side of salvage. Then I'm gonna ram-ride girly's show tits asunder before I plow both of you bitches under!

Trixie: [after Camero shoots Gage though Trixie's dress] Oh my God, you could have shot me!

Camero: But I didn't.

Trixie: You're crazy!

Camero: You're welcome.

Camero: [Caught in the confessional performing oral sex on another nun] God fucking dammit...

Mother Superior: Sister Prudence Bangtail. Well, this is the last straw!

Camero: Save it, Crusty, I'm vapor. This place bites anyway.

Camero: I'm going to sleigh ride your sorry ass once and for all!

Camero: The bitch is back, baby!

Camero: [to Gage] Fuck you, joyride!

Camero: Prepare to come about bitch.

Camero: She's black hair, blonde box, Hel.

Camero: That's two you owe me, Blow White.

Camero: Fun's over with Gage. Next stop, brown town.

Camero: [after killing Gage] So long, limp dick!

Camero: Shut up, ax wound!

Camero: [to Kinki] That's it pop tart! I'm gonna dog-pound you straight to China!

Hel: Open wide psycho slut.

Camero: Lube my boob skank twat.

Trixie: 35.34.8.81 N...

Camero: What?

Trixie: Gage wrote it on a photograph - some kind of desert picture from space.

Camero: And what good does that do us?

Hel: They may be vector co-ordinates. You're sure about those numbers?

Trixie: I'm positive. I have a photo-journalistic memory.

Trixie: My God, they're gonna lock us up forever!

Camero: Shut up, ax wound!

Trixie: [hesitantly] You shut up!

Camero: What did you say?

Hel: Back off, Camero!

Camero: No! Why don't you let Gland Canyon stick up for herself?

Trixie: You know, I've been thinking...

Camero: [annoyed] Christ.

Trixie: Is stealing from a criminal any better than just being a criminal?

Camero: I got a better one for you, Princess. What's the most outrageous place you've ever been key-holed?

Trixie: Why do you wanna know?

Camero: Just curious. It says a lot about a woman.

Trixie: Hmm. Either a bumper-car three-way with some guy and girl at the Redlands County Fair, or... on top of a horse-drawn buggy in Amish country with Jakey Stalfoos.

Camero: Hel?

Hel: Let's have a little less chit-chat and a lot more digging, huh?

Camero: I'm gonna grind those secrets out of you one day, Hel.

Hel: I don't have any secrets.

Trixie: Well, what about you, Camero?

Camero: My best bang was a contortionist out behind the freak show tent at Circus Nudeius. I couldn't stand straight for days. Never did get her name...

Camero: I'm gonna enjoy beating seven shades of shit outta both of you!

Camero: Come on! Fight me!

Trixie: I'm too weak and vulnerable!

Camero: Fine. If you're not gonna fight, then you're gonna fuck!

Camero: [seeing the contortionist tattoo just above Trixie's croch] You're... her? You're my best lay ever?

Trixie: [frightened to death] Surprise...

Camero: The women's movement will hoist my skirt for all eternity!

Trixie: Why are you dogging on me all the time?

Camero: Coz you're a slapper: a woman whose only purpose is to serve men and get their dicks hard!

Trixie: I don't serve men! I serve myself. I do what I do to gain power and control to be considered sexually desirable. I'm the one using them.

Hel: She's right, Camero, she can make men do whatever she wants with nothing more than just a glance or a well timed bend over. It's her gift.

Trixie: Darn tootin!