Cambi Quotes in A Night at the Roxbury (1998)

Cambi: I can't believe we actually had sex with these asswads.

Cambi: There you are. We got scared.

Doug: Of who, we'll kick his ass.

Cambi: No, we got scared someone stole you away from us.

Doug: Oh...

[Gets it]

Doug: OH, like some other girls would steal us away.

Steve: Oh...

Steve: [getting it] OH!

Doug Butabi: [Doug reaches behind Cambi's neck and grabs the tag on her dress while they're sitting on the bed]

Cambi: What are you doing?

Doug Butabi: Checking your label. Just as I thought! Maaaade in heaven...

Cambi: [Irritated] Doug, I think you're past the opening lines.

Doug Butabi: [Swallows nervously] Hey, hey, hey! Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Cambi: What?

Cambi: 'Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Cambi: [Grabs Doug's collar and pulls him in close] Doug, if I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Doug Butabi: [laughs nervously and then stops, shocked] Umm... What?

Cambi: Yeah, yeah, Joanie loves Chachi, but does Chachi give a flyin' fuck about Joanie?