Callahan the Cop Quotes in Turk 182! (1985)

Det. Ryan: [after Turk has broken into the mayor's office] Why, officer Callahan. What a pleasant surprise. So glad you could make it. Where the hell were you?

Callahan the Cop: There was a fire in the bathroom.

Det. Ryan: A fire in the bathroom. You leave the mayor's office unguarded for a fire in the bathroom? Jesus Christ, Callahan. That trick's in my kid's commando game! You'd better get yourself a new pair of shoes, Callahan.

Callahan the Cop: I'm... gonna be... doing a lot of walking?

Det. Ryan: [nods] Smart man. Have a nice day.