Call Girl Quotes in New York, I Love You (2008)

Writer: [after lighting her cigarette] We share a flame, thousands of tiny molecules are heating up right now, they're penetrating our brain. Alright, they're stimulating our sexual desire. I mean, I don't know about you, but I find that shit very romantic. And you know, I'm so glad you walked over here because now I can feel a little bit more comfortable to tell you that I happen to be on the forefront of men able to find and locate a woman's G-spot, and I could - I could do that for you.

Call Girl: [Sarcastically] That's really generous of you, thank you.

Writer: Well, it's my pleasure. Well. It's your pleasure.

Call Girl: And what makes you think I haven't located it yet?

Writer: Uh, the way you hold the cigarette. It's a little high and tight. Y'know what you have to do, is you have to lower it. You have to bring it all the way down, in there, so it just sits. Comfortably. Y'know if it's high and tight like that, the whole body gets restricted and the... plexus? Gets closed off. Y'know and the vagina gets locked.

Oleg: I wanna play a game with you.

Call Girl: Okay, what kind of game? I don't do kinky.

Oleg: This isn't at all kinky. You just have to watch. It's called Russian Roulette.

[pulls out a handgun]

Oleg: Relax. You want more money?

Call Girl: Yeah.

Oleg: [throws more money on the bed] Okay?

Call Girl: Yeah.

Oleg: Here's the game: You have to bet that money I gave you on whether I live,

[puts one bullet in the gun, spins the cylinder, and closes the cylinder]

Oleg: or I die.

Call Girl: What do you mean?

Oleg: I mean, you have to bet when I pull this trigger,

[points gun at his head]

Oleg: I'm going to live or I'm going to die.

Call Girl: I can't do that. I - I don't think I like this game.

Oleg: It's very Russian. Come on, place your bet. What's it going to be?

Call Girl: [puts all her money on the bed] Four-thousand says you die, you crazy fuck!

Oleg: [pulls the trigger, but no shot was made] Sorry,

[takes money away from her]

Oleg: this just wasn't your lucky night.

Call Girl: You cheap asshole. You knew!

Oleg: [after she leaves the bed room] No, I didn't know.

Call Girl: Can we try again? I thought maybe you'd like to play that game again. I didn't get a fair chance.

Oleg: Take the money and get lost.

Call Girl: Thanks.