Caitlin Quotes in The Way Way Back (2013)

Caitlin: Also, I need you to reorder more mats.

Owen: Did it.

Caitlin: Finish the work schedule for next week.

Owen: Did it.

Caitlin: Change all the filters.

Owen: Done.

Caitlin: You know I'm going to check all that stuff, right?

Owen: Then in that case, I didn't do any of that.

Caitlin: So I'm doing it.

Owen: It's called delegation. I read about it in a book about it.

Caitlin: [angrily] What are you doing?

Owen: [laughing] What did I do? Having fun. It's all good. Nobody got hurt.

Caitlin: It's not all good! You can't do that. That is the reason that places like this get shut down.

Owen: [to teenager Malcolm] Is it me, or is she very sexy right now?

Malcolm: She's certainly got my attention.

Owen: Right... you're an impressive man. I want to be you when I grow up.

Caitlin: I'm so tired of this guy. Aren't you tired? Aren't you sick of yourself? I'm sick of it! I'm sick of who I am around you. I'm sick of having to be this person. I'm not this person.

Owen: Come on, I'm just messing around.

Caitlin: No! That's why...

[referring to their relationship]

Caitlin: that's why this doesn't happen. This is just a job now. I wish this wasn't just a job.

Owen: I'm sorry. I'm developmentally challenged. Like bad. Nightmarey, special episode bad. I'm sorry.

Caitlin: It's alright. I was... I was a little frustrated. I mean, I just planned on being here for one summer, you know. And then, next thing you know it's three years. It had a lot to do with you. So... I just don't want to look back and regret that it should have only been one summer.

[to Irv, while he acts as the Oracle]

Dr. Tullen: Will my daughter ever stop sulking?

Caitlin: Will my parents ever stop fighting?

Irv: Parents sometimes forget that they're an example.

Mr. Tullen: [trying to get her out of the tent] Elizabeth, dear, do please come out of there.

Dr. Tullen: I won't! I don't want to get sunburned.

Caitlin: [walking closer] If you don't come out, I'm going to tell everyone how old you are.

[an orange parasol emerges from the tent, followed by Dr. Tullen, looking stunning in a one-piece black swimsuit]

Mr. Tullen: [taken aback] Well... *that* was certainly worth the wait.

Caitlin: Can you imagine being addicted to heroin?

Lauren: It's heartbreaking.

Kirstin: But does the weight stay off?

Caitlin: Oh Marci, first you lose your mom.

Kirstin: And then you kill your dad.

Caitlin: [out of breath from running] Okay. Okay. That's great. Oh, almost a quarter mile!

Caitlin: Marci spent the whole night in jail.

Kirstin: She did?

Caitlin: ...with Martha Stewart.

Caitlin: I'd kill to dance like that. It's like sex on hardwood.

Pierre Dulaine: Do you love to dance?

Caitlin: Yeah

Pierre Dulaine: Then you're meant to dance.

Caitlin: Mr.Dulaine? Morgan says the kids you teach up town are a bunch of no-talent losers.

Pierre Dulaine: You cannot always believe what Morgan says.

Caitlin: I would really like to join them.

Caitlin: Look, I want to be here. Not because I'm

[awkwardly]

Caitlin: "slumming it", but because I feel better here.

Kurd: We don't need any more white bread tourists seeing how the other half lives. We don't.

Caitlin: White bread? Excuse me, do you own a mirror?

LaRhette: You think you one of us now?

Caitlin: No.

Jason Stevens: I don't need his money.

Caitlin: Yeah, but one can always use some extra walking around money.

Jason Stevens: Not if I have to sell my soul.

Caitlin: [calling on cellphone] So I'm dying to know. What did you get?

Jason Stevens: Uh, it's complicated, but it involves land, building materials and slave labor.

Caitlin: They're giving you a shopping mall?

Nurse: What is wrong with you people! What's he doing here? I'm calling the police.

Kyle: Police are dead.

Caitlin: All of them?

Kyle: Pretty much.

Caitlin: Black cat. Why not?

Caitlin: It's okay, Michael. It's okay.

Michael: Caitlin, come on. It's safe.

Caitlin: Get out from under the bed. Come on, this is ridiculous.

Michael: No, you get under here.

Caitlin: Come on, Michael. Get out from under the bed. There's nothing to worry about.

Michael: Caitlin, no!

[strange sounds are heard]

Caitlin: Okay, let's stay under the bed.

Caitlin: I can't believe you came.

Kyle: That makes two of us.

Michael: Toothfairy?

Caitlin: It's just mommy honey. Go back to sleep...