Cadet Laverne Hooks Quotes in Police Academy (1984)

Cadet Laverne Hooks: [a thug, after being knocked down some stairs, realizes he's still got a gun in his waist. He reaches for it, and a revolver is pointed in his face] *Don't move, dirtbag!*

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: [In the TV Version edited with no swearing] What is it? What is it?

Cadet Chad Copeland: She ran over my feet!

Cadet Laverne Hooks: Oh, I'm sorry. I really am.

Cadet Chad Copeland: Sorry? You dumb, fat nincompoop!

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: What the hell are you doing here?

Cadet Laverne Hooks: I wanna be a police officer.

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: What? I can't hear you-u?

Cadet Laverne Hooks: [whispering] I wanna be a police officer.

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Don't unpack.