Cadet Kyle Connors Quotes in Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)

Cadet Kyle Connors: Katrina, how can I help you?

Katrina: You ever want something so badly it hurts?

Cadet Kyle Connors: Yes.

Katrina: No matter how much you wait and hope and wait more, you don't get what you want?

Cadet Kyle Connors: Well, yeah. But my advice is don't give up. Just go for it.

Katrina: I want...

Cadet Kyle Connors: Attagirl. Follow your heart.

Katrina: I want...

Cadet Kyle Connors: Say it.

Katrina: I want my vacation.

Cadet Kyle Connors: What's that?

Katrina: I wait three years. Three years! Then you Americans come. Talinsky, he assign me to you.

Cadet Kyle Connors: Mmm-hmm.

Katrina: Now I can't go. I have plan. Connors. I don't leave you.

[Connors smiles]

Katrina: Without anyone.

[Connors' smile disappears]

Katrina: Come.

[Katrina takes him to a window, where a rather large, unattractive female officer is seen licking an envelope, smiling and waving at Connors, while rubbing the envelope on her chest]

Katrina: I select suitable replacement for you. She is best in department.

Cadet Kyle Connors: [nervous laugh] Yeah, I'm sure she is.

Callahan: [the team meet with Russian forensics expert Irina Petrovskaya] Cadet Connors is also a forensics expert.

Irina Petrovskaya: Maybe you'd be so generous to share with us your expertise.

Cadet Kyle Connors: Sure.

[he sits down at desk. Irina puts a slide under the microscope]

Irina Petrovskaya: This one puzzles us. We were able to remove only one fingerprint from scene of crime. This is our only clue to identity of criminal.

Cadet Kyle Connors: Okey-dokey.

[Adjusts microscope lens closer to slide, until it makes contact, cracking the slide in half. Irina shrieks in horror. Jones & Callahan cringe]

Cadet Kyle Connors: No wonder you're puzzled. This glass is all cracked!

Lieutenant Talinsky: ENOUGH!

[exits]

Irina Petrovskaya: Next assignment, Chernobyl.