Cadet Chad Copeland Quotes in Police Academy (1984)

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Hey! Why didn't you guys call me this weekend?

Cadet Kyle Blankes: Well, nothing really happened, sir.

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: There was a party, wasn't there?

Cadet Kyle Blankes: Yes, sir.

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Well, what went on?

Cadet Chad Copeland: Dancing, sir. Mostly dancing.

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: [to himself] Dancing?

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: [In the TV Version edited with no swearing] What is it? What is it?

Cadet Chad Copeland: She ran over my feet!

Cadet Laverne Hooks: Oh, I'm sorry. I really am.

Cadet Chad Copeland: Sorry? You dumb, fat nincompoop!

Cadet Chad Copeland: Boy, there sure are a lot of spades around here.

[sees Hightower standing next to him]

Cadet Chad Copeland: [in a choked voice] Which I think is good. Very good for the Academy.

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Well, well, well... I told you not to try me, boy. Stand up.

[Mahoney stands up]

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Now, I want you two squad leaders to take Mr. Mahoney here, and run him until he throws up.

Cadet Kyle Blankes, Cadet Chad Copeland: Yes, sir.

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Then, just after he throws up... run him some more.

Cadet Kyle Blankes, Cadet Chad Copeland: Yes, sir.

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: You are going to learn, Mahoney, that nobody - *nobody* - screws with me.