Cable Guy Quotes in The Cable Guy (1996)

Cable Guy: If Robin had seen you tonight, she'd be begging you to take her back. I'm telling you, these knights get laid all the time.

The Cable Guy: [He and Steve are on horses about to charge one another] This is our destiny!

Steven: No it's not!

The Cable Guy: Yes it is!

Steven: No it isn't!

The Cable Guy: Yes it is!

Steven: Isn't!

The Cable Guy: T'is!

Steven: Isn't!

The Cable Guy: T'is!

Cable Guy: [Steven punches him] You're gonna have to do better than that, Steven. Steven. St-st-my lisp is gone!

[Steven punches him again; lisps]

Cable Guy: You thtupid thon of a bitch!