Cab Dispatcher Quotes in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

Cab Dispatcher: Where are you going?

Neal: Chicago.

Cab Dispatcher: Chicago?

Neal: Yeah, Chicago.

Cab Dispatcher: You know you're in St. Louis?

Neal: Yes I do.

Cab Dispatcher: Why don't you try the airlines? It's faster and you get a free meal.

Neal: If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. Now are you gonna help me or are you gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens?

[the cab dispatcher punches him in the face]

Cab Dispatcher: Hey! Get your car out of here!

Del: Yeah, just one sec.

Cab Dispatcher: GET IT OUT OF HERE!

Del: What is your problem? You insensitive asshole! Can't you see we have an injured man down here? Now I'll move my car, but I want you to help him up!

Neal: No!

Cab Dispatcher: [pulls gloves up] My pleasure.

[grabs Neal by his testicles]

Neal: Oh!