Buurman Neuteboom Quotes in Flodder (1986)

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Buurman Neuteboom Quotes:

  • Dochter Kees: [smiling] Hello!

    Buurman Neuteboom: Oh... good afternoon.

    Dochter Kees: I saw you arriving, so I thought: Let's get to know eachother.

    Buurman Neuteboom: Well... that is very kind.

    Dochter Kees: [looking at the flowers] For your wife?

    Buurman Neuteboom: Yes.

    Dochter Kees: [sniffing the flowers] Mmmm, smells very good!

    Buurman Neuteboom: By the way, what is your name?

    Dochter Kees: Kees, just like my brother.

    Buurman Neuteboom: You... don't look like your brother.

    Dochter Kees: Fortunately not.

    [looks as Neuteboom's car, leaning on it]

    Dochter Kees: Beautiful car!

    Buurman Neuteboom: It is a CX 25 GTi with an injection engine.

    Dochter Kees: Injection?

    Buurman Neuteboom: It is an engine that injects the fuel into the cylinders with a high pressure.

    Dochter Kees: You know a lot about it!

    Buurman Neuteboom: I am working at the car branch.

    Dochter Kees: Oh yes?

    Buurman Neuteboom: [closing the garage doors and unties Kees]

    Dochter Kees: Neighbour, what are you doing now?

    Buurman Neuteboom: [horny, whispering] I want you, you are arousing me.

    Dochter Kees: But your wife...?

    Buurman Neuteboom: [starts to wheeze hornily and fucks Kees from behind]

  • Autoverkoper: Sorry, Mr. Neuteboom, but the gentlemen...

    Buurman Neuteboom: It is alright, Mr. Van Dijk.

    JohnnieZoon Kees: [sit down]

    Buurman Neuteboom: Good afternoon, gentlemen... what could I do for you?

    Johnnie: We are after a car.

    Zoon Kees: [points to the car they want to buy] The red one up there!

    Buurman Neuteboom: [looks backward to the car] The BX Sport is a nice little car!

    Johnnie: Yes, it seems to be for us, yeah!

    [laughing a bit]

    Buurman Neuteboom: As it is standing there, it is a bit rudimentary. What do you, gentlemen, think of someting additional? Light metal rims. Front and rear spoilers. Head rests. Sports steering wheel.

    Johnnie: Yeah, why not? Go ahead!

    Zoon Kees: Yeah, it is sportsmanlike!

    Buurman Neuteboom: An electric roof... interior made of buffalo leather.

    Zoon Kees: [agitated] Buffalo?

    Buurman Neuteboom: It is a little bit more expensive. But I think that is not a problem for the gentlemen.

    Johnnie: Not a problem at all!

    Buurman Neuteboom: Maybe a full HiFi set. That is also in the budget, right?

    Johnnie: Yeah, I like a good piece of music!

    Zoon Kees: Go ahead. Not a problem at all!

    Buurman Neuteboom: And how do the gentlemen think to pay? Cash, Diners' Club, American Express?

    Johnnie: [get something out of his jacket and shows Neuteboom a photo] Polaroid!

    JohnnieZoon Kees: [start laughing]

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