Butler Quotes in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)


Butler Quotes:

  • Butler: [Answering door] Yes?

    Indiana Jones: [In Scottish accent] Not before time! did you intend to leave us standing on the doorstep all day? we're drenched

    [sneezes in butler's face]

    Indiana Jones: Now look, I've gone and caught a sniffle

    Butler: Are you expected?

    Indiana Jones: Don't take that tone with me my good man! Now buttle off and tell Baron Brunwald that Lord Clarence McDonald and his lovely assistant

    [Drags Elsa towards him]

    Indiana Jones: are here to view the tapestries

    Butler: Tapestries?

    Indiana Jones: The old man is dense, this is a castle isn't it? there are tapestries

    Butler: This is a castle and we have many tapestries, and if you are a Scottish lord then I am Mickey Mouse!

    Indiana Jones: How dare he?

    [punches butler in face]

  • Diane: Oh, Darling. If this is the end, then I'm glad that the last thing I see is you!

    Butler: DIANE!

  • Butler: [suspicious] Wait a minute... that's not Groudon.

  • Butler: That's not Groudon! It's evil! It's pure evil!

  • Pee-wee: I'm here to see Francis!

    Butler: Francis is busy.

    Pee-wee: Busy doing what?

    Butler: He's having his bath.

    Pee-wee: Oh, really?


    Pee-wee: Where are they hosing him down?

  • Pee-wee: [Knocks on the door to Francis' house and his butler comes to the door] I wanna see Francis.

    Butler: Francis is busy.

    Pee-wee: Busy doing what?

    Butler: Busy having his bath.

    Pee-wee: Really, where are they hosing him down?

    [the Butler slams the door, and Pee-wee knocks on it again, and the Butler answers again]

    Pee-wee: Me again.

  • Captain Langley: Sergeant!

    Sergeant: Yes, sir?

    Captain Langley: Have them drive that wagon in back of the arsenal. Keep a guard posted on it until it is unloaded.

    Sergeant: Yes, sir!

    Butler: Something precious?

    Captain Langley: Muskets and powder.

    [observes Cynthia's arrival with her Aunt Agatha]

    Captain Langley: But there's something really precious!

    Butler: She appears to be already well-guarded.

    Captain Langley: The chaperone may need relief.

  • Butler: [answers door] Yeeeessss?

    Daffy Duck: Your troubles are over, Jeeves! Leave me to your stricken master.

    Butler: Be gone!

    Daffy Duck: Can't go in, huh?

    Butler: Eeh, no.

    Daffy Duck: Ohwell, no hard feelings, shake.

    [shocks Butler with hand buzzer, squirts him with flower, hits him in the face with a cigarette box, and tickles him]

    Butler: [laughing] Oh oh, you can see him, you can see him! Right this way.

  • Daffy Duck: It all adds up. You and the upstairs maid, 'do the old boy in' you said, 'elderberry wine and old lace' you said, 'then, the quick getaway' you said. Champagne nights, tropical music and a heavy bank account!

    Butler: No no!

    Daffy Duck: Yes yes! But you weren't clever enough, were you John, alias Johnny, alias Jack, alias Jackie? Whew! What's Humphrey Bogart got that I ain't got?

  • [at Juliet's house after Rigby has been shot the first time]

    Butler: Yes?

    Rigby Reardon: I'd like to see Ms. Forrest.

    Butler: Who shall I say is calling?

    Rigby Reardon: Rigby Reardon, tell her I've been shot.

    Butler: Very good, sir. May I tell her by whom?

    Rigby Reardon: No, I don't know myself.

    Butler: Are you all right? You look as though you're going to faint.

    Rigby Reardon: Faint? Never... Catch me.

    [Rigby Reardon falls on the floor, fainting]

    Butler: Sorry, I'm a Butler, not a catcher.

  • Butler: You and your wife are expected for dinner.

    Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: My wife won't be coming.

    Butler: Oh, I trust she is not ill?

    Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: She's not ill, she's a cheap, vulgar slut.

    Butler: Ja, I have heard this.

  • Dave the Dude: [handing butler a large sum of money] Ok Hutch, this oughtta take care of the helps for a while, you split it up amongst them...

    Dave the DudeButler: Oh... heh heh

    Dave the Dude: They know enough to keep their mouth shut?...

    Butler: And their ears, yes sir...

    Dave the Dude: You told them what happens if they didn't...

    Butler: Oh yes

    [forming a gun with his fingers imitating the sound of a machine gun]

    Butler: da da da da da da da da...

    Dave the Dude: [putting a hand out to stop the 'gun'] Don't... don't do that...

  • Butler: Nobody arrives first, sir. They all arrive last.

  • Dave the Dude: [seeing the Butler packed and sneaking out of his room] Now where do you think you're goin?

    Butler: Well I... I'm fleeting from Armageddon, sir. With my cardiac condition, I... I just cannot take unhappy endings. So I'm off to join Mr. Kent in Havana, sir.

    Dave the Dude: With two broken legs?

    Butler: My legs, sir, oh they're quite... Oh. OHHH! Very cleverly put, sir, yes... thank you, sir... Not at all...

    [hurries back into his room]

  • Butler: I love a Cinderella story, don't you sir?

    Joy Boy: Take a walk, huh!

  • Det. Lt. Frank Shaft: [Shaft is asking the butler about Brewster] How tall was he?

    Butler: Oh, short. Very short, like you.

    Det. Lt. Frank Shaft: I'm six one, Milhouse.

    Butler: You are? I'm five nine and you look shorter than me.

    Det. Lt. Frank Shaft: You're standing on the steps.

    Butler: Oh. So I am.

    Det. Lt. Frank Shaft: Alright, where were you when you interviewed him?

    Butler: Here. Right here, where we are.

    Det. Lt. Frank Shaft: You were up there and he was down here. Is that right?

    Butler: I think so.

    Det. Lt. Frank Shaft: Let's see, those steps are about eight inches, so that means if he was six foot one he would have looked to you to be about 16 inches shorter. About four nine.

    Butler: Right. Under five feet. Short. Only I think I was down here.

    [He steps down to the floor]

    Butler: And he was there.

    [Shaft climbs up one step]

    Det. Lt. Frank Shaft: What the hell would he be doing up here?

    Butler: Well, he was short, like I said, and maybe it made him feel better.

    Det. Lt. Frank Shaft: [Shaft sits on the step] Alright, he was up here and you were down there. Is that right?

    Butler: Right.

    Det. Lt. Frank Shaft: And he looked to you to be about four foot nine?

    Butler: That's right, short.

    Det. Lt. Frank Shaft: Jesus Christ, Milhouse, if he was four foot nine and he was standing on sixteen inches of steps that'd make him only three foot five.

    Butler: That's right. He was short like you.

  • Butler: Drunk again, sir?

    Henry Martin: That's okay, Butler. So are we.

  • Happy McGuire: That should be a cinch.

    Butler: I beg your pardon, Sir.

    Happy McGuire: I said that should be a leadpipe cinch!

    Butler: If I had choice of weapons with you, Sir, I'd choose grammar!

  • Butler: [Frightened during police interrogation] Yes, sir, but I don't know nuthin'. I don't know nuthin' about nuthin', sir. I's completely in the dark.

    Charlie Chan: [Sarcastically] Condition appear contagious.

  • Charley: You the one killed our friend?

    Butler: That's right. I shot the boy, too. And I enjoyed it.

    [Charley pulls out his gun and shoots Butler]

  • Butler: That man never killed anyone in his life.

  • Butler: Good morning.

    Stuart Bailey: Good morning.

    Butler: [Noticing he was beat up] Say, what happened to you? Are you the drunk they told me was sleeping it off upstairs?

    Stuart Bailey: Yeah, that's me.

    Butler: I must have been hearing things. I thought they said it was a gal.

    Stuart Bailey: When I drink, my voice gets high.

  • Jane: [hissing until spit bubbles out]

    Butler: [to Sarchie] Do you think she's single?

  • Butler: This is it.

    Sarchie: I think the Addams family lives here.

    [about zoo lions]

    Sarchie: You know, uh, the last time we took somebody else's job, you almost got eaten.

    Butler: Yeah, if something eats me here, feel free to say "I told you so."

  • Butler: You know, when your radar goes off, you usually wind up with stitches?

    Sarchie: You're an adrenaline junkie, and without my radar, you don't get your fix. Okay?

  • Butler: Mrs Christian recently chose to end her own life.

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