Burt Klane Quotes in Twins (1988)


Burt Klane Quotes:

  • Vincent Benedict: [Answering the phone] Hello!

    Burt Klane: Hey Vince, we haven't forgotten about you. You better have our money tomorrow morning, or else.

    Vincent Benedict: Or else WHAT, you blimp!

  • [Vince hides as Burt comes into the restaurant]

    Linda Mason: Hi!

    Burt Klane: Hi.

    Linda Mason: Can I help you?

    Burt Klane: Uh, yeah... where's the little shit?

    Linda Mason: Uh, you'll have to be more specific.

    Burt Klane: Benedict.

    Linda Mason: Oh, he wouldn't come in here! Isn't that right, Marnie?

    Marnie Mason: Who, Vincent?

    [wipes down a table, dumping scraps on Vincent's head]

    Marnie Mason: That weasel? That creep? I wouldn't serve him if he crawled in here on his hands and knees.

    [Vincent scrambles out on his hands and knees]

  • Burt Klane: [knocking at the door] Open up, Vince. Come on, we know you're in there, we just wanna talk to you.

    Bob Klane: [Klane Brothers come bursting in] Howdy!

    Burt Klane: [to Webster] Who are you?

    Webster: That's not really important, is it? I was just feeding the cat and then I was gonna leave.

    Burt Klane: [Firmly] I asked you a question.

    Webster: Well who are you?

    Bob Klane: We're the Klane Brothers. That's Burt, this is Morris, and I'm Bob.

    Webster: Interesting gene pool.

    Burt Klane: Don't cast aspersions of my family.

    Webster: Oh I beg your pardon, but you're looking for Vince Benedict, right?

    Burt Klane: Right.

    Webster: My Vince Benedict?

    [Burt and Morris look at one another]

    Webster: So what difference does it make who I am?

  • Vincent Benedict: The Klane boys. What an unpleasant surprise.

    Burt Klane: Vince, this has gone way beyond a case of simple loan delinquency.

    Bob Klane: We don't like bein' shot.

    Vincent Benedict: Shot? Who shot ya?

    Julius Benedict: What do you want?

    Burt Klane: We want to take Vince out to the parking lot and kill him.

    Vincent Benedict: Don't you think that's a little drastic?

  • Julius Benedict: You moved too soon.

    Burt Klane: [confused] What?

    Julius Benedict: The second rule in the crisis situation.

    Morris Klane: Uh oh, he's starting that funny talk again.

    Julius Benedict: If you choose to bluff, you must be prepared to have your bluff called.

    Burt Klane: This is no bluff.

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