Burt Klane Quotes in Twins (1988)

Vincent Benedict: [Answering the phone] Hello!

Burt Klane: Hey Vince, we haven't forgotten about you. You better have our money tomorrow morning, or else.

Vincent Benedict: Or else WHAT, you blimp!

[Vince hides as Burt comes into the restaurant]

Linda Mason: Hi!

Burt Klane: Hi.

Linda Mason: Can I help you?

Burt Klane: Uh, yeah... where's the little shit?

Linda Mason: Uh, you'll have to be more specific.

Burt Klane: Benedict.

Linda Mason: Oh, he wouldn't come in here! Isn't that right, Marnie?

Marnie Mason: Who, Vincent?

[wipes down a table, dumping scraps on Vincent's head]

Marnie Mason: That weasel? That creep? I wouldn't serve him if he crawled in here on his hands and knees.

[Vincent scrambles out on his hands and knees]

Burt Klane: [knocking at the door] Open up, Vince. Come on, we know you're in there, we just wanna talk to you.

Bob Klane: [Klane Brothers come bursting in] Howdy!

Burt Klane: [to Webster] Who are you?

Webster: That's not really important, is it? I was just feeding the cat and then I was gonna leave.

Burt Klane: [Firmly] I asked you a question.

Webster: Well who are you?

Bob Klane: We're the Klane Brothers. That's Burt, this is Morris, and I'm Bob.

Webster: Interesting gene pool.

Burt Klane: Don't cast aspersions of my family.

Webster: Oh I beg your pardon, but you're looking for Vince Benedict, right?

Burt Klane: Right.

Webster: My Vince Benedict?

[Burt and Morris look at one another]

Webster: So what difference does it make who I am?

Vincent Benedict: The Klane boys. What an unpleasant surprise.

Burt Klane: Vince, this has gone way beyond a case of simple loan delinquency.

Bob Klane: We don't like bein' shot.

Vincent Benedict: Shot? Who shot ya?

Julius Benedict: What do you want?

Burt Klane: We want to take Vince out to the parking lot and kill him.

Vincent Benedict: Don't you think that's a little drastic?

Julius Benedict: You moved too soon.

Burt Klane: [confused] What?

Julius Benedict: The second rule in the crisis situation.

Morris Klane: Uh oh, he's starting that funny talk again.

Julius Benedict: If you choose to bluff, you must be prepared to have your bluff called.

Burt Klane: This is no bluff.