Burson Fouch Quotes in The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

Burson Fouch: Besides, I've got to get home. My wife's making gardenias for dinner.

Gravis Mushnik: Oh, here are your carnations. Wait, I'll wrap them for you.

Burson Fouch: No, that's all right, I'll eat 'em here.

Burson Fouch: My name is Burson Fouch.

Gravis Mushnik: Excellent. I am Gravis Mushnik.

Burson Fouch: Oh, that's a good one.

Gravis Mushnik: All right, explain me more.

Burson Fouch: Well, I remember one place that had a whole wall covered with poison ivy. Now, people came from miles around to look at that wall and they stayed to buy.

Gravis Mushnik: The owner got rich?

Burson Fouch: No, he scratched himself to death in an insane asylum.

Burson Fouch: Good night. And I'll see you tomorrow. I'm crazy about kosher flowers.

Seymour Krelboin: I didn't mean it.

Gravis Mushnik: You didn't mean it. You never mean it. You didn't mean it the time when you put up the bouquet with the 'get well' card in the funeral parlor, and sent the black lilies to the old lady in the hospital, you didn't mean it. But this time, I, Gravis Mushnik, mean it!

Burson Fouch: [to Seymour] He means it.

Mrs. Siddie Shiva: Oh! Such a thing, eating flowers!

Burson Fouch: Look, don't knock it 'til you try it, huh?