Burnt Man Quotes in Hercules (1997)

Heavyset Woman: It was tragic. We lost everything in the fire.

Burnt Man: Everything except old Snowball here.

Tall Thebian: Now were the fires before or after the earthquake?

Earthquake Lady: They were after the earthquake, I remember.

Heavyset Woman: But before the flood.

Elderly Thebian: Don't even get me started on the crime rate!

Heavyset Woman: Thebes has certainly gone downhill in a hurry.

Elderly Thebian: Tell me about it! It seems like every time I turn around, there's some new monster wreakin' havoc and I...

Burnt Man: All we need now is a plague of locusts.

[a locust jumps on and chirps, everyone screams]

Elderly Thebian: That's it! I'm movin' to Sparta!

Burnt Man: Hey, isn't that the goat-man who trained Achilles?

Phil: Watch it, pal!

Tall Thebian: Yeah, you're right. Hey, uh, nice job on those heels! Ya missed a spot!

Phil: You... I got your heel! Right here!

[Phil head-butts the Tall Thebian]