Burger-Beard Quotes in The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)

[from trailer]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, here comes the pain!

Burger-Beard: Hah!

[He opens a hatch and many cannons came out of the front hatch]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Ah!

Plankton: That ain't good.

[He fires a cannon ball at SpongeBob, but it goes in a bubble. He fires more cannon balls, then SpongeBob as the Invincibubble gets them in many bubbles]

Patrick Star: They're beautiful.

[He pops a bubble, then a cannon ball lands on his face]

[from preview]

SpongeBob SquarePants: We'll take one secret formula to go! Clear the area, citizens. There's gonna be some serious aft kicking here.

[a boy takes a picture of SpongeBob and his friends on his phone]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Sour Note!

[Squidward magically unleashes a clarinet and starts playing a really louder note which made the customers covering their ears and leave]

Burger-Beard: No, wait, wait! Customers! No wait, please!

[from trailer]

Squidward Tentacles: Look at me, I'm a god.

Burger-Beard: Hah!

[He throws six soda plastic rings on Squidward's nose, and Squidward tries to take it off]

Squidward Tentacles: What is this diabolical thing?

[a girl on a sidewalk takes a picture of Squidward on her phone]

[from trailer]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Krabby Patties!

Mr. Krabs: What are you doing with me formula?

Burger-Beard: You mean...

[he sets up his restaurant]

Burger-Beard: *me* formula!

[from trailer]

Burger-Beard: At last. It is mine!

[He takes a magic book from a skeleton pirate]

Burger-Beard: With this magic book, any evil plan I write comes true. But to harness it's power, I need the final page that is protected deep below the surface by one legendary hero.

[from trailer]

Burger-Beard: Attack!

[a Plankton helicopter appeared to attack the Krusty Krab, and SpongeBob is ready to aim at it]

Patrick Star: I think we have a few minutes before he gets here.

[SpongeBob flips the binoculars over]

Patrick Star: Aaahhh! He's right on top of us!

[the Plankton helicopter drops a jar of mayonnaise]

Mr. Krabs: Bar the door!

SpongeBob SquarePants: [He puts a chair under the doorknob] Got it!

[the door blows up as the Bikini Bottom citizens gasp, and the Secret Formula has been stolen by Burger-Beard]

Burger-Beard: Bullseye!

Burger-Beard: What's that? Take the book? I don't mind if I do. At last it is mine. Finally you are mine.

Burger-Beard: Man this is way over due.

Burger-Beard: Once upon a time under the sea there was a little town called Bikini Bottom. In this town there was a place called the Krusty Krab where folks would come and eat a thing called the Krabby Patty. Every greasy spoon has a fry cook and the one who worked here was named SpongeBob SquarePants.

Burger-Beard: All right here we go. Now SpongeBob loved his job as a fry cook more then anything. And that is saying a lot. Because he loved everything! He loved his pet snail Gary. He loved his best friend Patrick. He loved blowing bubbles and jellyfishing. He loved making Krabby Patties for the folks in Bikini Bottom just as much as they loved eating them. Why you may ask do they love this greasy meal sandwich so much? Why Did they eat them for breakfast lunch and dinner despite the doctor's warnings?

Doctor: He'll be gone in a week.

Woman fish: Oh Harold!

Burger-Beard: Ah it was a secret. No one was sure what was in those patties that made them so delicious. And frankly no one cared except for Plankton.

Plankton: Meh.

Burger-Beard: Plankton owned a restaurant right across the street from the Krusty Krab where no one ate cause the food was really bad!

Plankton: Now is that really necessary?

Burger-Beard: Plankton made it his life's work to steal the recipe.

Plankton: SpongeBob please! Let's talk about this.

Burger-Beard: But SpongeBob was always there to protect it. But today things would be different.

Burger-Beard: I'm gonna scrub my armpits with you.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't get it.

Squidward Tentacles: Because you're a sponge.