Bunnymund Quotes in Rise of the Guardians (2012)
Bunnymund Quotes:
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[from trailer]
Jack Frost: So, the Big Four all together: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Sandman and the Easter Kangaroo.
Bunnymund: Say WHAT? I'm a bunny!
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North: Merry Christmas!
Bunnymund: Happy Easter!
Tooth: And don't forget to floss!
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Jack Frost: [Riding North's sleigh] Check out the view from up - WOAH!
[Falls out of sight, Bunnymund panics and slowly looks over the side]
Jack Frost: Aww, you do care!
Bunnymund: Oh, rack off, ya bloody show pony!
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Tooth: [about Jaime] Shh, you guys. He's still awake.
Bunnymund: Sandy, knock him out.
[Sandman hits his fist against his open palm]
Bunnymund: With the dream sand, you gumbies!
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Tooth: [as a new Guardian is being chosen by the Man in the Moon]
Tooth: I wonder who it's gonna be!
Sandy: [Sandy depicts a four-leaf clover over his head suggesting the Leprechaun]
Tooth: Maybe the Leprechaun?
Bunnymund: Please not the Ground Hog, please not the Ground Hog...
North: [the Guardian's image comes into focus] Jack Frost?
Bunnymund: I take it back, the Ground Hog's fine!
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[zooming down the launch tube and turning upside down]
North: [glances over his shoulder with a laugh] I hope you like the loop-the-loop!
Bunnymund: [frowns, queasy] I hope you like carrots.
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Bunnymund: Crikey! Somebody do something.
Jack Frost: Oh, don't look at me. I'm invisible, remember?
Tooth: Don't worry, Bunny. I bet she's a fairy fan. It's okay, little one.
Sophie Bennett: Pretty.
Tooth: Oh! You know, what? I've got something for you! Here it is! Look at all the pretty teeth, with little blood and gum on them!
Sophie Bennett: [wailing]
Jack Frost: Blood and gums? When was the last time you guys actually hung out with kids?
North: We are very busy bringing joy to children. We don't have time... for children.
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Bunnymund: [to Jack's collection of teeth] You call that a bag of choppers?
[holds up a larger sack]
Bunnymund: Now that's a bag of choppers!
North: Gentlemen, gentlemen. This is about Tooth, it's not the competition, but if it was...
[Pulls out a huge sack of teeth]
North: I win! YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!
North: [Jamie awakened shines a flashlight on North] Oh no!
Jamie Bennett: Santa Clause? The Easter Bunny? Sandman? The Tooth Fairy! I knew you'd come!
Tooth: Surprise! We came!
[laughs]
Jack Frost: He can see us?
Bunnymund: Most of us.
[Jack is unseen by Jamie]
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Jack Frost: [Jamie's dog Abby sees Bunny, growls] That's a Greyhound. Do you know what Greyhounds do to rabbits?
Bunnymund: Hah, I bet he's never met a rabbit like me! Six-foot-one, nerves of steel, master of Tai Chi...
Bunnymund: [Jack sets off Jamie's alarm clock with his staff; Abby lunges for Bunny] Oh, crikey!
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[from trailer]
North: Everyone, to the sleigh! Buckle up!
Bunnymund: Where are the bloody seat belts?
North: [laughs] That was just expression!
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Bunnymund: [to Jack] Aw, rack off, ya bloody show pony!
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Bunnymund: [running away from Nightmares, looking and sounding scared] I'm just a bunny!
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Bunnymund: You know what I think? I think we just dodged a bullet. I mean, what does this clown know about bringing joy to children?
Jack Frost: Uh, you ever hear of a 'Snow Day'? I know it's no 'hard boiled egg', but kids like what I do.
Bunnymund: [condescendingly] But none of them believe in you, do they mate?
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[from trailer]
Bunnymund: You don't want to race a rabbit, mate...
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North: [Caleb looks out the window to see three of the Guardians riding a sleigh on the street where his house is, sliding down a patch of ice] Merry Christmas!
Bunnymund: Happy Easter!
Tooth: Don't forget to floss!
Caleb: [Caleb sees Cupcake sitting on a smaller toy sled in her pink nightgown, giggling and cheering] Cupcake!... What the...?
-- Bunnymund
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