Bunny Quotes in Unstoppable (2010)

Inspector Werner: [Watching the red lights on the map] So, red means...

Bunny: 777 blew through a signal. Everything in red means trouble on the mainline.

Inspector Werner: That's a lot of red!

Dr. Margo Hunt: Can I tell you a secret I've never told anyone before?

Bunny: Sure.

Dr. Margo Hunt: In a way, Jim is right; I am afraid of men. My relationships have been, well, I've had a lot of one-night stands. A little to drink, you know, give myself an excuse, then I subconsciously fall for jerks I know I'll never be emotionally involved with. It's all so empty, passionless, really. I guess deep down I'm afraid that there can never be any real respect or equality between the sexes, not really. I've avoided commitment because I'm afraid I'll be emotionally dominated by my lover or equally sad that I dominate him. I guess that seems kind of strange, huh?

Bunny: Can I tell you something too, Dr. Hunt, something I've never told anybody before?

Dr. Margo Hunt: Of course, Bunny, I'm glad we get to share this.

Bunny: Well, sometimes when I'm with a guy, I wish that he'd tie me up with red licorice ropes, and then spank me, and then he'd eat the ropes, and then he'd free me, and then we'd make love while the Philharmonic played "Bolero".

Dr. Margo Hunt: Thank you, Bunny, you've really put my thoughts in perspective.

Bunny: I feel better too.

[Dr. Hunt, Bunny and Jim are on a boat on the river into the Avocado Jungle]

Bunny: [frightened] What was that?

Margo Hunt: Something went under the boat - something big!

Jim: Ah, it's probably just a rock.

Margo Hunt: Hardly.

[There is a splashing sound]

Margo Hunt: A hippo, look!

Jim: [derisively] A hippo? In California?

Margo Hunt: The Palm Springs hippo. It's a lighter version than its African cousin because of the low-cholesterol diet. But it's just as deadly!

[the trio comes upon the tents of the men who live in symbiosis with the Piranha Women]

Bunny: What are they called?

Margo Hunt: The Donahues.

[to the frightened men in their tents]

Margo Hunt: Come on out! Don't be afraid!

Bunny: We won't eat you! We promise. Don't be afraid.

Margo Hunt: I'm an ethnographer!

[the men come out of their tents, crawling on all fours]

Jim: [disgusted] God, what wimps!

Margo Hunt: It's a different culture, Jim!

Bunny: [clutching her hands beneath her chin] I think they're sweet.

[the men offer pieces of fabric]

Margo Hunt: Oh, thank you! It's beautiful.

[the crawling men start to chant: "Donahue! Alan Alda! Mark Harman! Walter Mondale!"]

Frat Rat: This is gonna be a toga party and a beer bust, and for special girls like you, we are going to be having a wet T-shirt contest.

Bunny: But all my T-shirts are dry.

Bunny: I have a lot of fantasies about being tied up and spanked. I suppose it isn't very liberated, is it? What kind of fantasies do feminists have?

Margo Hunt: They're an ancient commune of feminists, so radical, so militant, so left of center they... they eat their men.

Bunny: Oh, that. Well, if I like a guy, I usually start at...

Margo Hunt: They don't eat their men like that, Bunny.

Margo Hunt: San Bernardino, a rough speck of civilization on the edge of the avocado belt. We'll head down to some local establishments and see if we can find a mercenary to guide us through the jungle.

Bunny: [scared] I've never been to San Bernardino before.

Margo Hunt: Don't worry, Bunny,

[extracts gun]

Margo Hunt: we'll be all right.

[At the end of a class about gender relations, Bunny rushes up to Dr. Hunt, who is erasing the blackboard]

Bunny: Dr. Hunt, I just love your class!

Margo Hunt: Well, thank you, Bunny. You can call me Margo.

Bunny: [in a rush of enthusiasm] I like it so much, I've been thinking about changing my major from Home Economics to Feminist Studies, but I wasn't sure if you had any feminist cooking classes.

Margo Hunt: I don't think we do, no. Interesting thought, though.

[Dr. Hunt, Jim and Bunny are making their way through the jungle and finding knitted pot-holders and doilies hung upon the trees as they progress]

Margo Hunt: We want to be the first outsiders ever to make contact.

Jim: They're disgusting!

Bunny: Who?

Margo Hunt: They're not disgusting. You think that anyone who chooses to live their life differently than you is disgusting. Well, different life-styles have different traditions, Jim.

Jim: They're snivelling worms and I don't have the stomach to look at them.

Bunny: Who?

Margo Hunt: It's just a legend, really, that in the Avocado Jungle, there's a tribe of men who live apart from the Piranha Women.

Jim: And cower in fear of them.

Margo Hunt: They have different cultures, Jim! They're really very caring and nurturing.

Jim: They're a bunch of wienies!

Bunny: They make pot-holders?

Margo Hunt: Well, they make baked goods, sew their own clothes, and they leave out handicrafts for the Piranha Women. And, in return, they don't eat them! Kind of a symbiotic relationship.

Jim: Kind of an idiotic relationship is more like it!

Margo Hunt: San Bernardino, a rough speck of civilization on the edge of the Avocado belt.

Bunny: I've never been to San Bernardino before.

Margo Hunt: drawing her .44 magnum: Don't worry, Bunny. We'll be alright.

Bunny: [to Hook] Everybody knows your crank can hook a tuna.

Bunny: What do we know? What have we learnt?

Bunny: And she stepped on the ball.

Jeffrey: Kat, could I have a word? It'll only take a moment.

Bunny: Well, let me think. You stole seven years of her life with your bullshit and your charm and now you'd like just a moment? Sure, go right ahead.

Kat Ellis: Thanks for the solidarity, Mom, but next time a little less information.

Bunny: They were inseperable. If Kat ate a banana, Amy threw it up.

TJ: And if Amy threw it up, Kat ate it.

Kat Ellis: So we were eating and throwing up in perfect harmony.

Nick Mercer: [after hearing the "Tony Peepants" story] So is that when he peed in his pants?

Kat Ellis: Well, he cried a lot, but no. There was no peeing.

Nick Mercer: So what's with the nickname?

[long pause as everyone looks at one another]

Bunny: I have no idea.

Dr. Ross Jennings: What do you wanna bet they're gonna go chase fireflies?

Bunny: Wanna blow up a bullfrog?

Shelley: OK.

Bunny: Igby, I could just eat you with a spoon.

Igby: Don't.

Bunny: I want to fly Naina! I want to run, I even want to fall down.I just... never want to stop.

Naina: Why don't you understand, that if I spent another two minutes with you... then...

Bunny: Then what Naina?

Naina: I'd fall in love with you... Again! And you wouldn't... Again...

Aditi: Stop this nonsense right now and say sorry to each other. NOW!

Avi: Sorry.

Bunny: It's okay.

Avi: This bugger is not saying sorry!

Aditi: Bunny!

Bunny: Sorry.

Bunny: You leave my father out of this, you Wonder Bread wop!

Bunny: Hey Junior, you never smoked any shit?

Junior: That's right, dude. See, y'all been trying to keep the black man down, and string him out on that shit. But the time be's comin, my man, when the black man? Throw that yoke off. Simple - free your mind, your ass will follow.

Bunny: Yeah, I can dig it, man. You smoke that shit, everything kind of gets weird, you know what I mean? You hear that story about the gooks putting chemicals in the grass, so we don't fight? So we become pacifists?

Junior: Hey, but don't you worry, Bunny, 'cause you's a killer anyway, man.

Bunny: Yeah, but I still like a piece of pussy once in a while. Ain't nothing like a piece of pussy, except maybe the Indy 500.

Junior: Only way you get some pussy, man, is if a bitch dies and wills it to you, and then, maybe.

Bunny: [to Private Taylor] Fucking pussy, man. He's laughing at you. That's the way the gook laughs.

[to Vietnamese villager]

Bunny: Yeah, sure you are. You're real sorry, ain't you? You're just crying your little hearts out about Sandy and Sal and Manny.

Sgt. O'Neill: Forget about it, Bunny, huh? Let's go. What do you say?

[Bunny hits the Vietnamese villager over the head with the butt of his shotgun]

Bunny: Holy shit! You see that fucking head come apart, man? I never seen brains like that before, man. I bet you the old bitch runs the whole fucking show, man. She probably cut Manny's throat. She would probably cut my balls off if she had the chance.

Sgt. O'Neill: Bunny, we leave now. Nobody saw a fucking thing! You understand me, Taylor? Not a fucking thing.

Bunny: Fucking woman, man. Come on, man, let's fucking do her, man. Let's do this whole fucking village!

Bunny: What are they doing over there? They're gettin' high, that's what.

Bunny: [Coaxing a villager's pig to come to him] Hey, piggy, piggy. Hey, pig!

[shoots pig at point blank range and laughs]

Bunny: [Merle Haggard's "Okie from Muskogee" is playing on the radio] That's a bad jam, man.

Junior: Redneck noise, dude, that's all it is. Make about as much sense as you do. All them chumps be talkin' about how they losin' they ho, and ain't got no bread for beer. Fuck that honky shit.

Bunny: You know, Junior, some of the things we done, man... I don't feel like we done something wrong. But sometimes, man, I get this bad feeling. I told the Padre the truth, man. I like it here. You get to do what you want. Nobody fucks with you. The only worry you got is dying. And if that happens, you won't know about it anyway. So what the fuck, man.

Junior: Shit, I got to be in this hole with you, man? I just know I shouldn't have come.

Bunny: Comes a time, right after survival training, they start to believe they can make it without you.

Paula: [referring to Zack] They said he'd already left, didn't know when he'd be back.

Bunny: If he ain't called by now Paula, he ain't gonna call.

[Paula runs out crying]

Lynette: [angrily] Bunny!

Bunny: [bitterly] May they all crash and burn.

Aunt Millie: [looking at Bunny's ceramic animals] I've never seen this giraffe before.

Bunny: He's new!

Aunt Millie: He's big!

Bunny: Don't you just love him?

Aunt Millie: To pieces.

Bunny: Do you know what I've always wanted?

Aunt Millie: What?

Bunny: A really handsome gorilla.

Aunt Millie: A WHAT?

Bunny: A gorilla! But, they don't seem to make fine ceramics of the great apes, for some reason. They are our nearest relations, you know, the great apes. But they never left the proverbial Garden of Eden like we did. Did you know he's a vegetarian?

Aunt Millie: Who is?

Bunny: The gorilla! No eating the flesh for him, no sir. He's peace-loving, and adorable!

Aunt Millie: Good Lord. Mother, you're crazy.