Bump Quotes in Mardi Gras: Spring Break (2011)

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Bump Quotes:

  • Mike Morgan: I gotta admit, it's awesome to see a strange girl's breasts.

    Bump: I'd crawl a mile on broken glass to suck the dick that fucked her last.

    Scottie Smith: Shakespeare couldn't've said it better.

  • Bump: Last I checked, Mike, seeing boobs wasn't cheating, it was just plain incredible.

  • Bump: I wanna make Mardi Gras my bitch!

  • Bump: What happened with your chick?

    Mike Morgan: I don't know, uh, she and her friends took off.

    Bump: What? Oh, you blew it! You do realize that entire conversation was an *I wanna potentially sit on your face* interview, right?

  • Bump: Mike, sometimes the best part of the party isn't the party, you know what I mean?

    Mike Morgan: I know exactly what you mean.

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