Bump Quotes in Mardi Gras: Spring Break (2011)
Bump Quotes:
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Mike Morgan: I gotta admit, it's awesome to see a strange girl's breasts.
Bump: I'd crawl a mile on broken glass to suck the dick that fucked her last.
Scottie Smith: Shakespeare couldn't've said it better.
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Bump: Last I checked, Mike, seeing boobs wasn't cheating, it was just plain incredible.
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Bump: I wanna make Mardi Gras my bitch!
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Bump: What happened with your chick?
Mike Morgan: I don't know, uh, she and her friends took off.
Bump: What? Oh, you blew it! You do realize that entire conversation was an *I wanna potentially sit on your face* interview, right?
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Bump: Mike, sometimes the best part of the party isn't the party, you know what I mean?
Mike Morgan: I know exactly what you mean.
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