Bum Quotes in Max Payne (2008)

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Bum Quotes:

  • Bum: Aw, hell, no. What, you a cop or somethin'?

    Max Payne: Not tonight.

  • [US version]

    Bum: Run for your lives! Let's do lunch sometime!

  • [Japanese version]

    [to Godzilla, who's outside the window of the building]

    Bum: What are you doing here? You have the rest of Shinjuku to play with!

  • Bum: Got any spare change?

    Fletcher: Absolutely!

    Bum: Could ya spare some?

    Fletcher: Yes I could!

    Bum: Will ya?

    Fletcher: HMM-MMM!

    Bum: How come?

    Fletcher: Because I believe you will buy booze with it! I just want to get from my car to the office without being confronted by the decay of western society!... Plus I'm cheap! AHHH!

    Bum: [Yells at Fletcher] Jerk off!

  • Bum: [recognizing R.J. Fletcher] Hey, I know you! You're the guy that gave me that double-die Denver mint penny! Oh, thanks a lot, Mister! That thing was worth a fortune! When I cashed it in, I had enough money to buy a whole bunch of shares, and, I got me a real NEAT watch! It's a Rolex! See?

    [shows the Rolex to Fletcher, who breaks down crying on the bum's shoulder]

  • Bum: Hey, Mister!

    George Newman: Not now, okay?

    Bum: Well, I was just wondering if it was too late to buy any of them shares.

    [produces a large amount of money]

    Bum: I'll take whatever you got left!

    George Newman: [amazed] How much is that?

    Bum: Two thousand dollars, heh heh heh! Keep your change!

  • [repeated line]

    Bum: Hey, mister! Change? You got change?

  • Bum: There's two of everyone in there.

  • Bum: Yes brethren, every word is true. I've walked in the darkness, glory be. I've wrestled the Devil and thrown him. I've pinned his shoulders to the mat. Yes, I've pinned his shoulders to the mat.

    Nick Beal: I wonder if he knows it's two falls out of three?

  • [first lines]

    Bum: [referring to the Pillar of Souls] You want it?

    J.P. Monroe: [laughs] Is it yours?

    Bum: No. Not mine. Yours.

    J.P. Monroe: How much you want for it?

    Bum: Whatever you think it's worth.

    [receives money]

    Bum: Exactly the figure I had in mind. Take pleasure in it.

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