Bullwinkle Quotes in Prayer of the Rollerboys (1990)

Bullwinkle: [at Gary Lee's office building, he and Bullwinkle are interviewing Griffin as a potential Rollerboy] I have one more question, Griffin: when and why did you change your mind about us, all of a sudden?

[Griffin levels an empty assault rifle at him]

Griffin: ...I *never* changed my mind about *you*.

[he passes the rifle to Bullwinkle]

Gary Lee: Same old Griffin, huh? Good to have you with us...! You'll have to excuse Bullwinkle; he's terribly loyal, just not very sophisticated.

Judge Cameo: The defendants are charged with grand theft auto: 1 count; breaking out of jail: 1 count; impugning the character of a prison guard: 1 count; reckless driving: 4 counts; talking to the audience; five counts; criminally bad punning: 18 counts.

Bullwinkle: And three dukes and seven earls. Ha ha ha ha.

Judge Cameo: Make that 19.

[in the White House]

Cappy: Bullwinkle, allow me to be frank.

Bullwinkle: Okay, Frank. Allow me to be Bullwinkle.

Cappy: [putting out hand] I'm Cappy Von Trapment, FBI.

Bullwinkle: I thought you said your name was Frank.

Cappy: SHUT UP, BULLWINKLE.

Bullwinkle: Okay, Frank.

Rocky: Hokey smoke, are you all right?

Bullwinkle: Yes, but I think we're on the wrong show.

[looking at Karen]

Bullwinkle: Look how well they drew that girl.

Narrator: And so RBTV changed its name from Really Bad Television to Rocky and Bullwinkle Television.

Bullwinkle: What's the difference?

[Bullwinkle is flying over Washington D.C]

Bullwinkle: Boy, New York sure has changed a lot since my day. They even moved the White House here.

Bullwinkle: What moose can't drive a automobile?

[Crashes into a wall]

Bullwinkle: Never said I could drive it well.

[Bullwinkle has just lost radio signals he picked up from electricutions in his antlers]

Bullwinkle: Oh man! I was just getting jiggy with it!

[Rocky and Bullwinkle have their faces censored on news cameras]

Bullwinkle: Hey, Rocky, your face is all blurry.

Rocky: Yours too.

[Rocky and Bullwinkle have been flattened by a truck]

Bullwinkle: This movie's getting kinda...

Rocky: Don't say it!

Bullwinkle: Two-dimensional.

Bullwinkle: Rocky's right, Karen, and two rights don't make a wrong!

Rocky: Bullwinkle, that's not what you mean!

Bullwinkle: You mean two rights do make a wrong?

Rocky: No!

Bullwinkle: I always thought two rights made a U-turn.

Karen: I don't know how much more of this I can take.

Bullwinkle: Well, let's find out. Two U-turns make a circle, two circles make a figure-8, two figure-8's make a butterfly...

Karen: Look, all I want from you guys are results, okay?

Bullwinkle: Heavens to Betsy! This car is sticking its tongue out at me!

[Bullwinkle is going for a walk in the woods]

Rocky: But Bullwinkle, there aren't any more woods.

Bullwinkle: You don't have to tell me, I'm the Chairman for the Frostbite Falls Society of Wildlife Conversation.

Rocky: You mean "wildlife conSERVation."

Bullwinkle: What'd I say?

Rocky: You said "wildlife conVERSation."

Bullwinkle: Well, somebody's gonna have to start talking about these things.

Rocky: Bullwinkle, you weigh 400 imaginary pounds.

Bullwinkle: Yeah, but it's all moose-le.

Martin: Don't you guys know about faxes?

Lewis: Yeah, don't you know about E-mail?

Bullwinkle: Sure. A fax is a little red critter that hunts geese and chickens. Half of them are males, and the other half are "E-males".

Martin: No, it's a way of transmitting computer-generated information across great distances in the blink of an eye!

Bullwinkle: Well I was close.

Karen: Bullwinkle, can you rappel?

Bullwinkle: Sure. I've been repelling viewers for years.

Rocky: But Karen, we can't ride to the rescue in a stolen truck.

Bullwinkle: Yeah. Why couldn't you steal something with bucket seats?

Karen: It's Rocky... and Bull... Bull...

Bullwinkle: I believe the word you're looking for is "winkle".

Bullwinkle: Quick! Let's go to a commercial!

[nothing happens]

Bullwinkle: What is this? PBS?

Bullwinkle: What kind of music is this?

Karen: Hip-hop.

Bullwinkle: [begins "hip-hopping"] Ok, but I still want to know what kind of music this is.

[first lines]

Narrator: [over stock footage of various historical events in a parody of a newsreel] 1964, a crucial moment in American history: Lyndon Johnson is re-elected to the presidency by a landslide, the New York World's Fair introduces a bright new future...

Narrator: [scene cuts to show an animated Bullwinkle pull Rocky from his hat] and after five scintillating years on the air...

Bullwinkle: Presto!

Narrator: The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show is abruptly cancelled.

Bullwinkle, Rocky: [in unison] Cancelled?

[the boys are pulled off screen to the right by a vaudeville hook as two janitors come by to clean up the mess]

Narrator: Sorry about that, boys.

[screen cuts to a card reading "TODAY", followed by shots of more recent live-action footage]

Narrator: A lot has changed in 35 years: Velcro has replaced the zipper, sneakers have lights on them, the Cold War is over, and The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show is still cancelled.

[newsreel ends as a hobo yawns and exits the theater]

Narrator: [cut to Frostbite Falls, Minnesota where things are looking lively with the locals]

Narrator: Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, once the beloved home of Rocky and Bullwinkle had been a thriving cartoon town.

[crossfade to a "third-world country version" of Frostbite Falls]

Narrator: Now, it was crippled by year's of reruns.

Narrator: Meanwhile all was well with our heroes. Rocky was his old self again.

Bullwinkle: Ah i'll never forget our trip to New York to visit President Washington.

Narrator: And so was Bullwinkle. Yes glad to be home in their revitalized little town Rocky the Flying Squirrel took a well deserved joy ride through the sunny skies of Frostbite Falls.

Bullwinkle: Bye.

Rocky: Bye Bye.