Bulldog Quotes in Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)
Sir Edmund Burton: [after Bulldog fires a warning shot at Cade and co] We have guests! What's wrong with you?
Bulldog: I got bits falling off!
Bumblebee: [Through radio] What the hell?
Sir Edmund Burton: I'm awfully sorry about that but, you see, he still thinks it's 1918 or 1915, 'Robot Dementia'. It's not all pretty.
Cade Yeager: Are you dragging me into some transformer retirement home?
Cade Yeager: Somebody better start talking or I'm outta here!
Sir Edmund Burton: Yes, but you want to know, don't you? why they keep coming here. to earth, right?
[Hot Rod is seen speeding down the lane]
Sir Edmund Burton: Ah, I do so love perfect timing!
[Hot Rod transforms and throws out Vivian, she tries to attack him]
Hot Rod: Little lady, no!
[Gets hit by the club, the golf head coming off on impact]
Hot Rod: Ow!
Cade Yeager: So, is this a kidnapping sort of situation or her first Transformer experience?
Sir Edmund Burton: Well, it's both really.
Hot Rod: She's very difficult!
Bulldog: I'm sorry, did you say your name was El Chupacabra or El "Cuckoo"-cabra?
El Chupacabra: You make joke?
El Chupacabra: You make joke? Very well... you leave me no choice! I swish my cape at you! You have been shamed.
Bulldog: I hope I can get over it... Oh, I just did.
[Dusty helps a blinded Bulldog through the race lap]
Bulldog: [eyes getting cleaned] Thanks for your help, matey! I couldn't have done it without...
[sees it was Dusty who helped him]
Bulldog: ...you? YOU saved me?... What did I tell you, boy? Every plane for himself, right?
Dusty Crophopper: Where I come from, if you see a plane falling from the sky...
Bulldog: Yes, but this is a COMPETITION! And now you're dead last!... And I owe you my life.
[starts to sob]
Dusty Crophopper: Bulldog, are you crying?
Bulldog: I don't cry, I'm British!... Thanks, matey.
Bulldog: You're a good ace, Dusty! Here's a satellite device in case you're lost without... without a friend to help you out.
Meowrice: [after his henchcats run into a bulldog while chasing Mewsette] Get rid of that dog, you bumbling idiots!
Bulldog: Your whiskers tickle cats, and since I can't stand to be tickled by no cats I'm going to tear your tails off and have 'em for breakfast.
Meowrice: [Pleading with him] I understand you're feelings, sir, nothing like cats tails for breakfast
[Motioning towards Mewsette]
Meowrice: but back there among those barrels is a...
[the bulldog growls at him and chases him and the henchcats]
Meowrice: Please let's talk this over.
Ball: What you sayin'? We dead, motherfucker?
Mr. Simms: VERY!
Bulldog: Motherfucker bullshit! If we dead then what we doin' in a funeral home with your crazy ass?
Mr. Simms: This ain't no funeral home! It ain't the Terror Dome, neither! Welcome to Hell, motherfuckers!
Bulldog: Hey, wait a minute. You got your gat, man
Stack: Yeah, I got my shit.
Bulldog: Well if a dead mothafucka come fuckin' wit you, you kill his ass. Ya understand me?
Stack: Yo hold up, Bulldog. How'm I supposed to kill somthin' that's already dead, man?
Stack: Yeah, how'm I supposed to kill somthin' that's already dead? That's like killin' some shit twice, man.
Ball: Yeah, like some refried beans 'n some shit. Man, I never understood that, man. Why the FUCK you gonna refry some beans, man? Why not just fry that shit right the first time, and get out?
Bulldog: Really, though.
Bulldog: You know I'm very disappointed in this place. In all respectable desert islands I've read about they've got everything except for electricity. Here we've got coconuts and water.
Bulldog: How much water do we have left?
Sister Therese: Enough for three days.
Bulldog: In three days we shall kill a man and drink his blood!
Michael Cannon: [as they are being pushed off from the side of the Japanese submarine] Hey, wait a minute! What's our position? Where's the nearest land?
Submarine Interpreter: [with a wave of his hand] There is land "all around."
Bulldog: How long to reach it?
Submarine Interpreter: Empty your minds. You must learn to eat time.
Sister Therese: [repeats his words] "You must learn... to eat time."
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