Budlofsky Quotes in Pineapple Express (2008)

Budlofsky: [Matheson is smoking weed] No, I can't. My wife can always tell. She can smell it on my sweater.

Matheson: [laughs] You want my vest? It smell good.

Budlofsky: It's not my style.

Matheson: You ain't got no style, muthafucka.

Budlofsky: Hey! How about a little fuckin' discretion!

Matheson: What abo- you catch that? you see that? You use to not give a fuck about discretion. I seen't you break somebody's jawbone off! I SEEN'T it! You was ruthless man! ruthless!

Budlofsky: [after knocking down the door to Saul's apartment] It smells like vomit in this house.

Budlofsky: [Matheson punches Saul] Stand back! Ted wants him alive!

Matheson: Why're you holding me back?

Budlofsky: Ted wants him alive, okay?

Matheson: I should be kicking his fucking teeth in!

Budlofsky: If anybody's gonna beat him up, it's gonna be Ted.

Matheson: I look like Hamburglar! And the Elephant Man!

Saul: You look like someone fucked you up with a coffee pot, man!

Budlofsky: Professional. Professional.

Saul: Professional on this, bitch!

Matheson: [to Saul] Whatever, man.

[to Budlofsky]

Matheson: And where were you?

Budlofsky: I was there!

Matheson: You're supposed to be my partner!

Budlofsky: I was there!

Matheson: No, you wasn't there! How did this happen, then?

Saul: He's got good reflexes, man.