Buckwheat Quotes in The Little Rascals (1994)

[Delivering Alfalfa's letter to Darla]

Buckwheat: Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.

Buckwheat: Quick, what's the number for 911?

Buckwheat: [singing, as he and Porky are jogging to the race] We're goin' to the race, we're gonna win first place, and you have an ugly face!

[Porky giggles happily]

Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!

Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.

Buckwheat: Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.

Buckwheat: Hey, my mom's here!

Porky: [sarcastically] Whoopi!

[the girls are talking about boys]

Twin #1, Twin #2: They like to moon ya!

[back at the Clubhouse]

Buckwheat: No, we don't!

Alfalfa: Love note? No, this is gonna be a hate note!

Buckwheat, Porky: Sounds good to me!

Buckwheat: We've got a dollar, we've got a dollar, we've got a dollar, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Buckwheat: Hey, Spanky, me and Porky have an idea.

George "Spanky" McFarland: Keep it, you might need it when you grow up!

Buckwheat: Oh-tay.

Buckwheat: Hey, Uh-Huh, does it stink in there?

Uh-Huh: Uh-Huh!

Buckwheat: I love women, they're hot, they make me sweat. I love chickens.I love their wings, like breasts. If you combine chicken with a woman's breasts, you get chicken breasts. I like chicken breast, chicken breast is nice and hot! If it was up to me, I'd make the world naked woman and naked chickens. That's hot, yeah!

[after Spanky and Buckwheat dove off the ship, complaining about being hungry, they see a children's birthday party taking place on the lawn of a Southern mansion]

Buckwheat: The cake's on fire!

Spanky Leonard: No, the cake ain't on fire. That's the candles burning. It's a birthday cake.

[first lines]

Buckwheat's Slavemaster: Where's Buckwheat?

Slave: I don't know, boss.

Buckwheat's Slavemaster: Buckwheat?

Buckwheat: Here I is.

[repeated line]

Buckwheat: Will you be my master?

Buckwheat: Will you be my master?

Spanky Leonard: I don't want to be your master. You wouldn't be any help to me. You're too small.

Buckwheat: Oh, no I not.

Spanky Leonard: Oh, yes, you are. Besides, bidness ain't so good.

Buckwheat: I'm hungry.

Spanky Leonard: You've been sayin' hungry ever since early this mornin'.

Buckwheat: Well, I've been hungry ever since early this mornin'!

Marshall Valient: [Sees Buckwheat hiding under the table] By the way, Spanky, weren't you asking me if I could use another slave?

Spanky Leonard: Yes 'em, Mr. Marsh.

Marshall Valient: Well, who is he?

Spanky Leonard: A friend of mine.

Marshall Valient: Is he big and strong?

Spanky Leonard: Not so big. But, pretty strong.

Marshall Valient: Could he shoe a horse?

Spanky Leonard: No. But he could shoe a pony.

Marshall Valient: How long do you think it would take you to get him here?

Buckwheat: [pops out from under the table] Here I is!

Marshall Valient: Well, that didn't take very long.

Spanky Leonard: He's pretty fast!

Spanky Leonard: I'm not no Yankee! I'm a Southern gentleman!

Alfalfa: How ya gonna prove it?

Spanky Leonard: Well, I've gotta slave!

Alfalfa: Oh, you have not.

Spanky Leonard: Tell him who you are?

Buckwheat: I his slave.