Buckwheat Quotes in The Little Rascals (1994)


Buckwheat Quotes:

  • [Delivering Alfalfa's letter to Darla]

    Buckwheat: Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.

  • Buckwheat: Quick, what's the number for 911?

  • Buckwheat: [singing, as he and Porky are jogging to the race] We're goin' to the race, we're gonna win first place, and you have an ugly face!

    [Porky giggles happily]

  • Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!

    Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.

    Buckwheat: Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.

  • Buckwheat: Hey, my mom's here!

    Porky: [sarcastically] Whoopi!

  • [the girls are talking about boys]

    Twin #1Twin #2: They like to moon ya!

    [back at the Clubhouse]

    Buckwheat: No, we don't!

  • Alfalfa: Love note? No, this is gonna be a hate note!

    BuckwheatPorky: Sounds good to me!

  • Buckwheat: We've got a dollar, we've got a dollar, we've got a dollar, hey, hey, hey, hey.

  • Buckwheat: Hey, Spanky, me and Porky have an idea.

    George "Spanky" McFarland: Keep it, you might need it when you grow up!

    Buckwheat: Oh-tay.

  • Buckwheat: Hey, Uh-Huh, does it stink in there?

    Uh-Huh: Uh-Huh!

  • Buckwheat: I love women, they're hot, they make me sweat. I love chickens.I love their wings, like breasts. If you combine chicken with a woman's breasts, you get chicken breasts. I like chicken breast, chicken breast is nice and hot! If it was up to me, I'd make the world naked woman and naked chickens. That's hot, yeah!

  • [after Spanky and Buckwheat dove off the ship, complaining about being hungry, they see a children's birthday party taking place on the lawn of a Southern mansion]

    Buckwheat: The cake's on fire!

    Spanky Leonard: No, the cake ain't on fire. That's the candles burning. It's a birthday cake.

  • [first lines]

    Buckwheat's Slavemaster: Where's Buckwheat?

    Slave: I don't know, boss.

    Buckwheat's Slavemaster: Buckwheat?

    Buckwheat: Here I is.

  • [repeated line]

    Buckwheat: Will you be my master?

  • Buckwheat: Will you be my master?

    Spanky Leonard: I don't want to be your master. You wouldn't be any help to me. You're too small.

    Buckwheat: Oh, no I not.

    Spanky Leonard: Oh, yes, you are. Besides, bidness ain't so good.

  • Buckwheat: I'm hungry.

    Spanky Leonard: You've been sayin' hungry ever since early this mornin'.

    Buckwheat: Well, I've been hungry ever since early this mornin'!

  • Marshall Valient: [Sees Buckwheat hiding under the table] By the way, Spanky, weren't you asking me if I could use another slave?

    Spanky Leonard: Yes 'em, Mr. Marsh.

    Marshall Valient: Well, who is he?

    Spanky Leonard: A friend of mine.

    Marshall Valient: Is he big and strong?

    Spanky Leonard: Not so big. But, pretty strong.

    Marshall Valient: Could he shoe a horse?

    Spanky Leonard: No. But he could shoe a pony.

    Marshall Valient: How long do you think it would take you to get him here?

    Buckwheat: [pops out from under the table] Here I is!

    Marshall Valient: Well, that didn't take very long.

    Spanky Leonard: He's pretty fast!

  • Spanky Leonard: I'm not no Yankee! I'm a Southern gentleman!

    Alfalfa: How ya gonna prove it?

    Spanky Leonard: Well, I've gotta slave!

    Alfalfa: Oh, you have not.

    Spanky Leonard: Tell him who you are?

    Buckwheat: I his slave.

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