Buckaroo Banzai Quotes in The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)

Buckaroo Banzai: Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

Mission Control: Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?

Buckaroo Banzai: Tell him yes on one and no on two.

Mission Control: Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia... or number 2?

[after Buckaroo has been ionized]

Buckaroo Banzai: There they are.

Perfect Tommy: There who are?

Buckaroo Banzai: Don't you see them?

New Jersey: See who?

[Buckaroo points at the Lectroids]

Buckaroo Banzai: There! Evil PURE AND SIMPLE by way of the Eighth Dimension!

[Buckaroo finishes talking with Penny in jail]

Buckaroo Banzai: Let her out.

Female Prisoner: Hey, me too.

Perfect Tommy: Let her out?

Buckaroo Banzai: That's right, let her out. I'll be responsible.

Perfect Tommy: But she's a killer.

Buckaroo Banzai: No, she's not. Now, let her out and give her your coat.

Perfect Tommy: Why me?

Buckaroo Banzai: Because you're perfect.

Perfect Tommy: You have a point there.

Buckaroo Banzai: You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.

Perfect Tommy: Emilio Lizardo. Wasn't he on TV once?

Buckaroo Banzai: You're thinking of Mr. Wizard.

Reno: Emilio Lizardo is a top scientist, dummkopf.

Perfect Tommy: So was Mr. Wizard.

Buckaroo Banzai: It flies like a truck.

John Parker: Good, what is a truck?

Ed: President's calling, Buckaroo.

Buckaroo Banzai: The president of what?

Ed: The President of The United States.

Buckaroo Banzai: Oh.

Penny Priddy: Uh, Dr. Banzai, you... you forgot your thruster.

Buckaroo Banzai: [smiles] Why don't you hold onto it for a while?

Penny Priddy: [looks at him suggestively as he leaves the room] Anytime...

Buckaroo Banzai: I've been ionized, but I'm okay now.

Buckaroo Banzai: You ever thought about joining me full time?

New Jersey: Whatya mean, you serious, do you have an opening?

Buckaroo Banzai: Uh huh. Can you sing?

New Jersey: A little, yeh, I can dance.

Buckaroo Banzai: You remind me of someone I once knew.

Penny Priddy: Was she... very beautiful?

Buckaroo Banzai: She was... Queen of the Netherlands.

Buckaroo Banzai: Is anybody out there not having a good time?

[Pinky Caruthers raises his hand]

Casper Lindley: She can't be serious, can she? Vaporize the whole damn planet?

Buckaroo Banzai: You wanna roll all those dice, Casper?

Casper Lindley: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not me, man, not me.

John Parker: Buckaroo Banzai!

Buckaroo Banzai: What?

John Parker: There is little time. You'd better come quickly if your planet is still important to you.