Buck Weston Quotes in Kicking & Screaming (2005)


Buck Weston Quotes:

  • Buck Weston: We've got balls!

    Phil Weston: And vitamins!

    Buck Weston: But mostly balls!

    Phil Weston: [with all the kids from the Tigers and Gladiators teams]

    Phil Weston: AND VITAMINS!

  • Buck Weston: I take a vitamin everyday. It's called a steak.

  • Buck Weston: You know how hard it's been for me ever since your mom died.

    Phil Weston: She didn't die! She divorced you!

    Buck Weston: Ehh... tomatoes, tomahtoes.

  • Buck Weston: Oh, this oughtta be good. If we live long enough, we'll see Iron Mike and Aluminum Phil coaching the Tigers.

    Mike Ditka: I couldn't really hear ya, Weston. My Superbowl ring was making too much noise.

    [crowd hisses]

  • Phil Weston: So when i took over for Coach Benson...

    Clark: [interrupting] I hear he's a woman now!

    [laughter from the party guests]

    Buck Weston: Yeah.

    Phil Weston: Actually uh, truth be told, *no one* knows where he is right now. A lot of people are... concerned.

    [more laughter]

    Phil Weston: I don't know *why* that's funny.


  • Phil Weston: Hey, I almost had you!

    Buck Weston: What do you call that again, when you almost win? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... Losing!

  • Buck Weston: [to Phil] Be warned, muchacho! You're in the show, now!

  • [Phil, Barbara, and Sam arrive at Buck and Janice's home after the game]

    Janice Weston: Hi, you guys!

    Barbara Weston: Hi!

    [hugs Janice]

    Barbara Weston: Hi, Buck.

    [she kisses him]

    Buck Weston: Hey it's my two favorite people and Phil!

    Phil Weston: Very funny, Dad. I've never heard that one before.

  • Phil Weston: Every time you say something back to me, it makes me love you more!

    Buck Weston: Heh.

  • Mark Avery: Hey Buck, remember when we beat you at the championship game?

    Buck Weston: Oh yeah, well remember the time when I shoved that kid into the pool?

    [kicks Mark into the swimming pool]

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