Buck Weston Quotes in Kicking & Screaming (2005)

Buck Weston: We've got balls!

Phil Weston: And vitamins!

Buck Weston: But mostly balls!

Phil Weston: [with all the kids from the Tigers and Gladiators teams]

Phil Weston: AND VITAMINS!

Buck Weston: I take a vitamin everyday. It's called a steak.

Buck Weston: You know how hard it's been for me ever since your mom died.

Phil Weston: She didn't die! She divorced you!

Buck Weston: Ehh... tomatoes, tomahtoes.

Buck Weston: Oh, this oughtta be good. If we live long enough, we'll see Iron Mike and Aluminum Phil coaching the Tigers.

Mike Ditka: I couldn't really hear ya, Weston. My Superbowl ring was making too much noise.

[crowd hisses]

Phil Weston: So when i took over for Coach Benson...

Clark: [interrupting] I hear he's a woman now!

[laughter from the party guests]

Buck Weston: Yeah.

Phil Weston: Actually uh, truth be told, *no one* knows where he is right now. A lot of people are... concerned.

[more laughter]

Phil Weston: I don't know *why* that's funny.

[applause]

Phil Weston: Hey, I almost had you!

Buck Weston: What do you call that again, when you almost win? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... Losing!

Buck Weston: [to Phil] Be warned, muchacho! You're in the show, now!

[Phil, Barbara, and Sam arrive at Buck and Janice's home after the game]

Janice Weston: Hi, you guys!

Barbara Weston: Hi!

[hugs Janice]

Barbara Weston: Hi, Buck.

[she kisses him]

Buck Weston: Hey it's my two favorite people and Phil!

Phil Weston: Very funny, Dad. I've never heard that one before.

Phil Weston: Every time you say something back to me, it makes me love you more!

Buck Weston: Heh.

Mark Avery: Hey Buck, remember when we beat you at the championship game?

Buck Weston: Oh yeah, well remember the time when I shoved that kid into the pool?

[kicks Mark into the swimming pool]