Buck Dolby Quotes in Middle Men (2009)

Buck Dolby: [the first buzzer goes off, signalling a purchase] Did I jut here right...?

Wayne Beering: Yeah, we just made $9.99

Buck Dolby: At 4:15 in the morning? The guy's gotta be a pervert just like you.

Wayne Beering: You know there's nothing to jack off to on the internet?

Buck Dolby: Watch a video, you degenerate!

Buck Dolby: How much are we up to?

Wayne Beering: We just passed the $2000 mark half an hour ago.

Buck Dolby: That's fucking amazing!