Bruno Von Stickle Quotes in Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo (1977)

Claude Gilbert: Congratulations, Douglas. You have just won the right to taste my dust tomorrow.

Bruno Von Stickle: And mine, Douglas. Today, you break my record. But tomorrow, I return your hello-comeback into goodbye forever. Auf Wiedersehen.

Wheely Applegate: [about Jim and Herbie the car] Don't let his modesty or this little car coming out of retirement fool you. There isn't a finer tuned cleaner engine anywhere.

Bruno Von Stickle: I'm sure it should be easy to keep clean. All you got to do is drop it in the washing machine, along with your socks.

Wheely Applegate: Appreciate your humor. But just don't you worry about this little washing machi - ...

[Jim elbows him]

Wheely Applegate: car!

[Von Sticle cracks up at his slip of tongue]

Wheely Applegate: It's a REAL JEWEL!

Jim Douglas: [signing in to the qualifying round] Douglas and Applegate.

Race official: Douglas. Ah, yes, Monsieur Douglas. You're in the heat after this one. Good luck.

Bruno Von Stickle: That's the same heat I'm in, Douglas. You're going to need more than luck. You're going to need wings.

Wheely Applegate: Oh, yeah? Well, you may just be in for a little surprise.

Bruno Von Stickle: [chuckles] I can see your surprise. It is very little.

[Herbie drives his front wheels onto a hose with a squirter at the end which Von Stickle is using to wash his car; where he look straight at it, wondering what happened to the water. Right on target, Herbie goes off the hose, and causes Von Stickle to get squirted in the face]

Jim Douglas: Look for an even bigger surprise when the race starts.

[after Herbie successfully passed Bruno Von Stickle's race car in dark tunnel and last half mile before the finish line]

Bruno Von Stickle: Swine!