Bruno Jenkins Quotes in The Witches (1990)

Bruno Jenkins: [enters the convention, points at the Grand High Witch] That lady promised me six whole bars of cream-whipped hazelnut milk chocolate. I've come to collect.

Miss Eva Ernst: Ladies, may I introduce Bruno? Come up here. I have the chocolate here.

[Bruno does so]

Miss Eva Ernst: [looks at her watch] I said 6:15, and that is in 15 seconds from now.

[the wicthes laugh as does Bruno]

Miss Eva Ernst: [looks at Bruno] You are in for a treat.

Miss Eva Ernst: [laughs] We all are!

[everyone including Bruno laughs]

Bruno Jenkins: [stops laughing] What's going on?

Miss Eva Ernst: [gestures him to wait] Just a few moments... Five!

Bruno Jenkins: I can't even see any chocolate!

Miss Eva Ernst: [continues as the other witches join in] Four! Three! Two! One!

Bruno Jenkins: [talks over them] Will one of you please tell me what's up?

Miss Eva Ernst: ZERO!

[Bruno groans in pain then belches loudly]

Miss Eva Ernst: We have ignition!

[the witches begin laughing in amusement]

Miss Eva Ernst: Everybody, look! It's fantastic! It's begun!

[Bruno begins turning into a mouse]

Miss Eva Ernst: I can't stand it; it's so wonderful! Look at you! It's fantastic!

Bruno Jenkins: [after being turned into a mouse, to Mrs Jenkins] You always wanted me to lose weight. Well, look at me now.

[Mrs Jenkins cries]

[Helga stops Mr. Jenkins for eating the soup]

Helga: Don't touch it!

Mr. Jenkins: I told you she was a loony. She's an absolute nutter!

[She tooks the plate the spills the soup]

Mr. Jenkins: Look at my bloody soup! All that stuff about Bruno!

Helga: Bruno has been turned into...

Mr. Jenkins: He has NOT been turned into a...

[notices that Bruno is a mouse]

Bruno Jenkins: Yes, I have! Hello, dad!

[Mrs. Jenkins notices that her son is a mouse, screaming and faints]