Brucie Quotes in The Longest Yard (2005)

Caretaker: Who we gonna crush?

(prisoners team): The guards!

Caretaker: Who we gonna kill?

(prisoners team): The guards!

Caretaker: Who we gonna kiss?

Brucie: [shouting out loud all alone] The guards!

Caretaker: [smile] Gotcha.

Brucie: [after being hit hard] I got a bird, his name is Ronnie!

Caretaker: Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the fuck out!

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: I will be your coach, your captain, your quarterback...

Brucie: You haven't played in years! Why can't I be quarterback?

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: You're right; let's see what you got.

[throws ball to Brucie]

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Hit me; I'm open!

Brucie: [throws wild pass]

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: That's why, now sit down and shut up.

Brucie: How come I cant be kicker? I was all state!

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: All right let's see what you got.

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: [kicks ball along the ground] ... that's why you dumbass.

Big Tony: [reading sign] Foot... ball... tree... outs. What the hell's a tree-out?

Brucie: try-out, you half a meatball.

Brucie: [Brucie is about to kick off] Jesus Christ my saviour,if you help me out with this one I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black guys, Amen.

Con Transvestite: What's wrong with you? Jealous because I don't cheer for you anymore?

Brucie: I don't know what you're talking about, Freak show!

Con Transvestite: Whatever, back freckles!

Ms. Tucker: Paul... Paul I wanted to let you know that I am your biggest fan and that I'll will be cheering my jailhouse boobies off for you on gameday!

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Ok I appreciate that.

Ms. Tucker: Paul I appreciate you.

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Ok.

Brucie: All right are you done now?

Ms. Tucker: What are you just jealous because I don't cheer for you anymore?

Brucie: Yea I don't know what you're talking about.

Ms. Tucker: Whatever back freckle!